I must Focus. I has to Constipate. My Ninja is Strong. My Kung Fu is Killer. My Kamikaze is Explosive. My mind is my Cock. I will Fuck yo Shit up at the tronic felt. This Ninja be crazy. Kids; Dont play with Ninja's.

March Review
So March. Yeh. I came. I saw. I saw alot of hours. I didn't Ninj. Basically, March was Meh. In Jan'11 my goal for March was a 15~20K volume month (4tabling/7+ptbb) and get myself 1 month away from 50nl with a solid winrate via ABC-Ninjing. I played ALOT for a rec player with a full time job...I didn't bring tha Ninja Fuckus to the tronic felt. Note to self; Must bring the Fuckus and Ninj them bitches at MY felt. My Dojo, My terms, My art, My domain. <<[[(((KaBoom)))]]>>. Handbrake Turn, Ninja mask on, check ninja acessories, ninja star-check, ninja sword check, ninja-sash-check, ninjasmokebomb-check, change gear, gogogogogogo. *Smoke*

Lessons Learnt
In total after working ~45hour weeks, being a semi gd Husband/Father. I put in 79.2 hrs at the tronic. Considering I called it a day on 29th I averaged 2.7hours a day. Basically there just weren't enough hours in the day and when I did play I wasn't fuckusing. On 24th I corrected my ways, started fuckusing and won 80% of losses back - I think if i had the motivation to play 29th-31st I could've won 100% back but wanted write the month off as a lesson in what not to do.

Next Month
Clearly my goal will be to fuckus and not autopilot without concentrating. Quality not Quantity. Ideally realigning myself for 50nl by EOM. In terms of my game Im not going to post any stats, giraffes, or winnings this month. RB puts me in the green easily. Strength of character that I didn't tilt off my entire role and fought back from a nasty deep valley. Still freerolling pokerz, cant be bad. Sorry for the crap blog entry. Next month will be more professional. So as I sign off I leave you with some further Ninjitsu Fuckusing Thoughts below. Feel free to pm me throughout month to remind me to Ninj-the-fuck-up.

Cheers - Be lucky.

Even monkeys fall out of trees (=Its okay to move down steaks)

Pain is a fulltime teacher (=Learn hard & fast brotherman)

Pain creates Movement, and Movement controls balance. If the opponent does not feel any pain you may be forced to break bankroll. (=Stop bluffing stations mofo)

It's not the move, it's the movement. (=Take lines that make fucking-sense mofo)

Our Art is 1 % physical force and strength, and 99 % brains. (Qualititties not Quantities)

Your life is on the line. Practice well.(=Study hard & harder then falling monkeys brotherman)

You don't just want to kill them. You want to kill their spirit, too. You're saying, ' I can kill you here, or here, or here.' Then kill them (=own their soul, crush their rolls, pisss on their tilted face from your 4buyin high stack)