Unofficial name of mini-FTOPS event #12, a $55 HU tournament hosted by none other than luckychewy. I barely made it in time to register, but when I did, I made the most of it! Props to my opponent for risking all of his chips on the very first hand with Q8o-- Phil Hellmuth wouldn't have had the stones to do that!

Raw HH posted for realism:

Full Tilt Poker Game #23840811603: MiniFTOPS Event #12 (168452960), Table 1333 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:03:00 ET - 2010/09/12
Seat 1: sampson724 (3,000)
Seat 2: aejones (3,000)
aejones posts the small blind of 10
sampson724 posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [8h 3s]
aejones raises to 3,000, and is all in
sampson724 calls 2,980, and is all in
aejones shows [8h 3s]
sampson724 shows [8d Qs]
JayyZ (Observer): lol
*** FLOP *** [9h 4d 2d]
*** TURN *** [9h 4d 2d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [9h 4d 2d 2c] [3h]
aejones shows two pair, Threes and Twos
sampson724 shows a pair of Twos
aejones wins the pot (6,000) with two pair, Threes and Twos
sampson724: lol
sampson724: gg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,000 | Rake 0
Board: [9h 4d 2d 2c 3h]
Seat 1: sampson724 (big blind) showed [8d Qs] and lost with a pair of Twos
Seat 2: aejones (small blind) showed [8h 3s] and won (6,000) with two pair, Threes and Twos

EDIT: OMG amazing follow up. Unbelievably funny.

I forget I'm in this tournament, I come back and see it flashing on my laptop. I am down 200 chips. I shove EVERY HAND and my opponent folds EVERY TIME for like 30 straight hands. Then, I get it in good!

Full Tilt Poker Game #23843647608: MiniFTOPS Event #12 (168452960), Table 880 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:27:13 ET - 2010/09/12
Seat 1: aejones (3,360)
Seat 2: mrthoresen (2,640)
aejones posts the small blind of 10
mrthoresen posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [2s 2c]
aejones raises to 3,360, and is all in
mrthoresen calls 2,620, and is all in
aejones shows [2s 2c]
mrthoresen shows [2h Ac]
Uncalled bet of 720 returned to aejones
*** FLOP *** [4h 9s 6c]
*** TURN *** [4h 9s 6c] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [4h 9s 6c Ah] [3d]
aejones shows a pair of Twos
mrthoresen shows a pair of Aces
mrthoresen wins the pot (5,280) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,280 | Rake 0
Board: [4h 9s 6c Ah 3d]
Seat 1: aejones (small blind) showed [2s 2c] and lost with a pair of Twos
Seat 2: mrthoresen (big blind) showed [2h Ac] and won (5,280) with a pair of Aces