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Mar

19
2010

Girl Scout Cookie Thief
Posted in Poker | View Comments (10)

Dear Girl Scout Cookie Thief,

What's it like up in Tacoma? I have never been to Washington state. Is the pacific Northwest as rainy as they say it is?

Of all people to steal from, why did you choose a Girl Scout? It seems like there are more lucrative professions to steal from (and ones with more disposable income). If I was a thief, I would be more diligent in the selection of my target. Have you ever seen Ocean's Eleven?

How the fuck did you make the national news? I am in some small suburb on the border of Kentucky/Ohio/Indiana and they have determined that somehow the $465 that you took was newsworthy.

While you're at it, how do you think I'll do in this WPT?

Thanks for giving me something to write about in my blog,
Aaron

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Comments

03-19-2010

thac

I like that there were a bunch of links to click on.

03-19-2010

QuartermasterT

I would not steal from scouts. In sweden scouts are militant psychos that all wind up doing military service and most stay in the military proffessionally. So what you get when you mess with scouts are a bunch of people that likes tracking and have easy access to AK5s.

03-19-2010

Maximus13

Lol, I think she just made the story up and pocketed the money herself... Yeah dudes like this crooks, and thieves probably wouldn't even associate with.

03-19-2010

Maximus13

Guys like him are the girl scouts in Jail.

03-19-2010

coachgp

caramel delites ftw

03-19-2010

Hidden

I'm from WA and very familiar with the Tacoma area.. it's very ghetto and doesn't surprise me that happened.. A few years back this guy started shooting people with a machine gun at the Tacoma mall.. and yes it's rainy as they say it is.. although it is sunny outside as I write this..