OK, so I suck at twitter.

I am also having a terrible series, as I always do, but at least I'm only 0 for 7 and not 0 for 20+ like the rest of my house is!

Instead of focusing on the depressing stuff-- eating too much, not playing enough poker, losing when I do play, my ankle injury not healing well, my fear of getting a bad haircut, lack of exercise, etc.-- I'd rather just tell you the hood hand of the summer. The hood hand of the summer award goes to the member of our house that plays the most hood hand. The previous hood hand of the summer was played by Dan Smith, better known as "King," the founder of dansmithnubs.com. He floated the flop OOP and then check-raised the river when the flopped FD came in. It was hood since he called the flop with two overs (to the second highest card on the board!) and no draws, but it wasn't as hood as my hand. In fact, this HH has gotten fucked up twice-- once when I was telling Maddog (and he thought I had a FD and was bragging about the hand, wtf?), another time when I tried to tweet it.

At 75-150, active British guy opens CO to 350, I make it 900 on the button with Q7hh, he calls.

Flop T32r, he checks, 800, he makes it 2200, I call.

Turn Ko, he bets 3100, I call.

River J, he checks, I shove for my last 3075 into ~12600, he folds.

He storms away from the table, I show everyone else, they let me steal blinds for a few rounds.

#hoodhandofthesummer