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May
14
2011
Things that need to be said
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It's annoying when you have a lot of windows open on your computer and one of them starts playing an ad and you can't find it. I usually just mute my computer instead of looking through a million tabs in a million windows, most of them which are sports related so the content of the ad doesn't lead me to anywhere in particular.

Striped sheets are one of the great inventions. When you're putting the sheets on the bed, you can always tell which way is vertical.

Trail mix is an excellent mix of sweet and salty. Best enjoyed in moderation though.

I owned my roommate with a prank yesterday. It's genius, harmless, and excellent. I can't take credit for it, but it's a little hard to have a truly unique idea for a prank with all the stuff that's been done.



Rubber band (or tape) the handle on the spray nozzle on the sink and point it at the front of the sink. Person you're pranking goes to turn on the faucet and WABLAM, they get all wet, it's hilarious, everyone is joyous. Warning: do not forget that you've set this prank up and accidentally spray yourself. I did not do this, but I'm told it's an easy mistake to make.

Third part of my 25-50 heads up series up. It's great.

I wrote a cool article about Marc Gasol the other day for PPP. If you don't care about Marc Gasol, the Grizzles, the NBA, or giant Spanish people-- well, you might not care to read it.

I started watching a little more stand up comedy lately, I don't know why, I've just been in the mood. Louis CK has been my go to, if you don't know a lot about him, start with this, and then listen to everything related to that video. You probably won't regret it (unless you need the next 30 minutes of your life, for while I should apologize in advance for).

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05-14-2011
lostinthesaus is offline lostinthesaus
and black friday sucked.
05-14-2011
aejones is offline aejones
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i didn't even know you were still a citizen stop crying
05-14-2011
JohnWM is offline JohnWM
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if you like stand up comedy check out bill bailey - unriveled genius
05-14-2011
JohnWM is offline JohnWM
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rivaled spelt wrong how ironic
05-14-2011
Vitas23 is online now Vitas23
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and black friday sucked.
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i didn't even know you were still a citizen stop crying
His money is stuck on AP, I would cry too.
05-14-2011
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05-14-2011
ActionFalko is offline ActionFalko
OMG that CK guy is son funny. Ty
05-15-2011
Les Perkins is offline Les Perkins
ck is pretty funny...however, check out bill hicks...and get back to me.
05-15-2011
grabthegat is offline grabthegat
05-15-2011
TwoSHAE is offline TwoSHAE
def getting striped sheets from now on
05-15-2011
ChillSavior is offline ChillSavior
+1 to bill hicks, CK is great also
05-17-2011
luckyluigi2 is offline luckyluigi2
How is Chipotle being the greatest not mentioned?

Did you video tape said roommate getting owned
 
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