Sit down, my 2nd hand 45hh. 2 limps I make it 40 (didn't see the utg limp, 1 blind calls I'm 1500 deep, limpers call. 766r, utg leads 100, guy right calls, I make it 425 and they both fold.

Btn straddle, 2 calls, I make it 100 and they all fold. (I had 88, wtf?).

Raise 66 utg to 35, 1 donk calls IP. I blind bet 55 into 80, q72 all spades. I have 6s. He makes it 100 more (half pot raise) and does the spade check. If my pair was greater than a 7 I'd proceed. I folded tho.

3b AT to co open and he folds. Wow mebbe tight table
Next hand btn straddle, ep limper, I make it 80, btn and limper call. I have a9o. Q86 w 2spades, I don't cbet, btn bets 150. Ep calls I fold. Turn k, riv blank, they check down. J8dd for btn, 77 limper.

Qjcc sb, btn straddle. I complete, loose passive raises to 75. I defend. K85r, 1c. I c/f to 125.

2 limps, asian w 1k makes it 40. I flat kqo, limps call. Flop is qt3r, checked to me. I bet 95, loose passive ep limp caller calls. Turn 8, he c/c 240. River k, he leads 600 into me. I call and he obv has ajo. Fuck.

Btn straddle sb makes it 60. Hjack call j7cc. Btn straddler calls. Flop is 952 w 2 sp 1c, sb gives up. I bet 120, btn calls. Turn low sp, I give up, checks down and he has 96o.

Older man raises my btn straddle to 75. I flat kqss. Blind calls too. Flop 642dd, he bets... 75. I just fold. He shows down aqo high (qd) and wins on a dry board.

7handed raise 53ss utg get 4 calls (lol). Kt7w 2s, I fire 155 into 175. (I made it 35 pf) guy on my left, german kid, calls. K turn, I double barrel 360, he calls. Riv 5 I cf to 960. Really thought about bluff catching here but didn't go for it.

Aks in sb, older guy who had raised 4 times in the sesh so far (4 orbits? 40+ hands?) makes it 60 straight in the co, so I make it 200. Eh, normally this is a smaller pair from the old folks. He has 1800, doesn't hesitate and makes it 700. I'm stuck and just stick it in, he sighs and calls, he claims aa (but doesn't show the table), imo when a player does that they have jj or something. Suddenly I'm not stuck when I flop a flush. It's really possible he did have AA, although I think I beat out KK. regardless, got lucky.

My btn straddle I have q2ss, utg makes it 70, 3 calls to me. I make it 400. Only the guy I stacked calls. (He rebought for 2.5k) flop is 986r, he cf to 400.

Btn straddle, I have a9cc in mp. Older guy limps (there's a dead blind too) and I make it 105. Btn calls. I have 6k (I REBOUGHT BEFORE THE AKS HAND FWIW) he covers. Flop is k76cc, checked to btn who bets 180. Weirdly old guy calls, I overcall. Turn pairs the 6, checked to btn who fires 510. Old guy calls (1100 behind) I fold. River 7, old guy shoves, btn calls. Btn wins w 78cc, old guy had 65o. Strange.

Next hand some dudes leave the table, we're playing 5h. Btn straddle, I open to 75 utg w 78o. Btn defends. Flop comes qt8cc, I cc. Get a live tell that he wanted me to fold. I was going to hold on for dear live. (He bet 150). Turn was q, he bet 200, I called. River was a club (6), c/c my pair is good.

Next hand I'm bb w aqo, btn (asian girl) straddles, I make it 75. She calls. She has 2k. Q97r flop (boom!) I cbet 105. She makes it 275. So awkward? Consider 3b but I think she's really weak here. Going to cshove turn. Turn is an 8. Ok, not so fast, bad card. Cc. Ok, i have the best hand. Riv 9, hmm maybe she has showdown value and will call. I bet 425, she insta folds. Pure bluff on flop I guess? Just strange.

A few hands later I open my fave hand utg (j9hh) to 35. Asian on my left w 1k awkwardly makes it 100. I call. Flop j73 w 2spades. I cc 160. Turn t, cc (I was c shoving on a bet). River pairs the 7, I think there's little value here... He bets 400, I snap, he shows kto. Winnah.

I call a raise w 86hh in the bluind, family pot, cf q76r (no h) when there's a raise behind me

Pick up kk in the sb, straddle utg, there's a call, I make it 105. The straddle folds the same dude calls. I bet 150 blind, flop is 986 and he folds. ("You prob have t7").

2 limps, I make it 60 w a4o.my buddy calls IP, the others fold (strange). We check down a kqj98, my hand is good

Embarrassing hand... Next hand I have at, raise the straddle. Again same dude calls. (I raise the straddle to 75). Flop is 766r and I say "I think I got you". He chuckles, bets 150 and does the stare at me routine. Turn 4, cc. River 7, cc. He flips j4ss, I see the 4 and muck my hand. Realize as soon as it hits the muck he got counterfeited. Nice 400 mistake there.

I realize I'm tired at this point, so I decided to play 1 more orbit. Folds to me bvb raise w 86cc, blind calls. I cbet 55 into 75 on kt9 w 1 c, he folds.

Ppl want to get food and frankly that was a tired mistake. (Yes, sesh has only been about 3hrs, but I woke up at 1am. Give me a break!) Table is full again too, asian lady got stacked. She rebuys to 2k. She flats the straddle, I make it 80. Only she defends (I opened from ep w qjcc) flop is 986cc. She cc 135. Turn is a 4o, she checks, I take the freebie. River pairs the 8, I check back, she declares "2pair!" W 67. I lose.

That's the sesh.