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Jan
26
2012
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Today I saw a photograph of Dr. Seuss. I was surprised, because I realized that I have known Dr. Seuss all my life and until today I could not recognize him in a photo.

In the same vein, what historical figures/celebrities past and present are most widely known in the world yet least identifiable in a photograph? Obviously has to be someone that has been around to have had their picture taken... Portraits don't count unless you have a sick good example.
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Jan
23
2012
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A lot of you know I like to screw around on MS Paint and make funny pictures, comic strips, etc.

I have probably spent countless hours drawing/creating dumb shit for the internet to enjoy.

So last night, right as I'm about to pass out I see a twitter post by Ari Shaffir (twitter link), a comedian who I discovered via Joe Rogan's podcast, and whose stand-up I saw in Las Vegas which was really good.

It said something along the lines of

"Help me internet, I need a good photoshop for my podcast. Joining me on my podcast is David Taylor, the topic is software millionaires"



Since I'm not baller enough for photoshop, I went to work with my trusty MS Paint. David Taylor had a Steve Jobs kinda vibe in his google image search, so I threw this together in about half an hour:



Then I got a Twitter direct message from Ari,

"That's the one! Thanks"



And now it's on his website link

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Jan
06
2012
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Do yourself a favor and watch the first 2 seasons before season 3 continues in 2 weeks.

This (along with Game of Thrones) is the best stuff on TV right now.

That is all.






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Dec
31
2011
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It's in big blinds, sorry. Feels weird posting dollar amounts from live poker on a blog. That and wanting to keep the taxes aspect of it private. Shrug?

Exclusively 2/3 and 5/10 NL since WSOP.

Hooray Excel.



2012 will be fun, I'm gonna fullstack now and build up from 2/3. It will be sort of a relearning experience and it will be a little more swingy than shortstacking, but I'm up for it. Already up 7 buyins! It's fun building $1500 castles with $5 chips

The live grind has been good to me overall. My egde in these games is a lot bigger than my edge in online games so I don't have to sweat downswings or variance as much. Definitely a confidence builder. Having an iPad and free WiFi at the cardroom helps immensely, since I have a short attention span. I'm about 95% confident I don't have to work a normal job anytime soon, provided I put in the hours. The 5% is just not being sure when I'm supposed to hit the "long run" with live poker since you only get about 35 hands an hour... so my 6'ish months was between 20 and 25 thousand hands. eeeek! But as I clarified in a prior blog, my volume was pretty meh. I averaged 22'ish hours a week. A lot of that was thanks to the shortstacking experiment.

Goals:

- Win all the live poker monies
- Put in 40/hrs a week
- Keep good records so I can actually deduct stuff for taxes (!!)
- Homegym grind 3 times a week
- Cook 1 time a week (I'm guessing Sundays)
- Start learning broken spanish since I'm not leaving SD anytime soon

- Watch a lot of Khan academy videos and build my physics/math/computer knowledge base since I'm not going back to school until the economy turns around and I don't want to be completely retarded whenever I do go back to school.
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Dec
14
2011
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http://imgur.com/a/ukHgv

do it now! this is my new favorite snack. like a cheesy potato chip OH MY GOD ITS AMAZING OM NOM NOM

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Total hours logged with my ninja experiment: 355. Should be more. A lot of times I run up a stack, the table is no longer profitable, and I SHOULD just leave the 5/10 to play 2/3, but more often than not I am content booking the win for the day after only playing 3 hours. I'm sitting there up $800 on the day and the 2/3 looks *okay* but not special...

"ehh fuck it, I'm gonna go home and play call of duty."

I'm too prone to locking up wins for my mentality. If I book a $800 win and lose $1k later that evening, I get into sad panda mode for a day or so. Not good.

The only proper way to counter this solution is understand that I need to play a set amount of hours per month then try to adhere to those standards without compromising my hourly. Which means sucking it up and playing more 2/3 after booking a winning 5/10 session (and leaving open the possibility that the 5/10 becomes magically awesome again later in the night).

a possible good idea... if the place closes at 2am, then I should show up at 6pm and play until closing, never leaving unless both the 2/3 and 5/10 are bad games. then I'm forced to grind the 8 hours. Do that 5 times a week and there's your 40 hour work week...

I definitely need to stick with being a ninja at 2/3 just because the rake is so absurd. I'm still about 99% confident these games can be destroyed in spite of said terrible rake. Pretty much mandatory Bose headphones for the 2/3 from now on, though. Most everybody is nice but I really dislike talking poker at the table, and thats all the regs and fish at 2/3 want to do....

...Maybe I'll get to post my ninja graph by April. That's 40 hours of poker a week. Surely doable, no?

....COME BACK ONLINE POKER....specifically, rush poker please. thanks.

And lastly I'm gonna try and get 10/20 mix going on Sundays. 20/40 never got a big enough audience, maybe more people are willing to gamble games like Badeucey with me if the stakes are smaller. One timeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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recent TV watched:

1) Breaking Bad (season 1): amazing show, not in a hurry to watch season 2 b/c its so damn expensive and I can live without it for a little while. It's in an echelon that's above most all other shows but definitively below "The Wire". caveat: I'm not a huge fan of shows that develop stressful awkwardness. I never got into "Dexter" because of that.

2) Archer (season 1). Probably gonna grind season 2 shortly. I freaking love this show. Buy buy buy buy buy buy.

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yesterday gordo & retiredAt30 taught me how to squat-lift properly. now I cant walk. this is not the first time I've dealt with the "I cant walk cuz I just squatted" phenomenon. tiny steps! finally getting decent'ish form. gonna watch DVDs tomorrow on proper form for deadlift. my legs are toast. sleep feels goooooooooooooooood.
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Dec
03
2011
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The last part of my health re-fixing journey that's had me take something of a hiatus from the live poker is diet.

As many of you know I did p90x a year ago, and a bounty I put on myself was that for every regular soda I drank before finishing p90x, I owed klink $500. In 3 months of drinking diet mountain dew and pepsi max, I successfully tricked my brain into preferring these diet sodas and I've been drinking diet ever since.

I went from 177 to 160 in no time, and the 12 months since I've kept it at 160 (height 5'9) via my regular eating habits and (lack of) working out. After a year I realized that a sedentary 160 looks kinda crappy compared to a p90x'ish 160, and that the number on the scale isn't the only thing I have to pay attention to. I ignored my diet because, hey, I'm staying at the same weight... not realizing my bodyfat% was climbing slowly and lean muscle mass was decreasing.

When I got the home gym, I realized working out was not going to be enough. I wasn't going to see results over a year if I kept eating fast food 3 times a week, and bad snackyfoods every other day.

So now that I'm paying attention to diet, the question is what diet is best for me. This has always been kinda difficult since there's a million different options and every option says the other one is inferior. Since I'm using starting strength as a basis for my weight training, I tried to see what Mark Rippetoe (author of starting strength) said was best for dieting in conjunction with the weight training program. He said in an article online that people who used either his program or CrossFit found the best results with the zone diet. The next day I bought the book and got to reading.

I like the book because there's no gimmicks about it, and it takes a scientific approach, treating food like medicine. You calculate your lean body mass, plug in your activity level, and find out how many grams of protein you need daily. Through a bunch of fun calculating, I discovered my daily protein requirement is about 85grams.

You divide those 85grams into protein blocks of 7grams. So that's twelve 7g "blocks" that need to be taken like medicine daily. I spend 3blocks for the 3 main meals, and 1 block for three snacks, and keep it even throughout the day. Then I use 12 blocks for carbs (9g of carbs per block) and fat (1.5g of fat per block) then go from there. It's 6 meals with those block distributions. So for example, breakfast is gonna be ~21g protein, ~27g carbs, and ~4.5g fat. The next snack will be 7g protein, 9g carbs, 1.5g fat. And so on. Your results may vary since your bodyfat% is prob different.

The execution of this kind of diet is easy. In practice (being a live grinder) it's been a little challenging. You have to know what kind of stuff to shop for when you're at home, and you have to figure out which food venues near work actually offer options that are reasonable for the diet.

Fortunately there's a Subway 2 blocks from the cardroom, and a 6 inch turkey or turkey/ham on wheat (remove 1 of the bread slices) hits the ratio just about perfect. So when I'm working I can just use a subway diet of sorts. Bread is less preferable to veggies for getting the carbs, but as long as I'm hitting the right numbers I should be fine.

For December I'm going to try and get the form correct on all my lifts, and once January rolls around I'm going to start another log, and have it last a year. It will be pretty boring but it will have records of all the weight reps and diet logs.

But now that I have a good idea as to how the lifting and the diet schemes are gonna pan out, I can go back to being a Palomar grinder, except I'll be doing it the right way for my health. Woo!
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Nov
26
2011
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WatchESPN is an app that lets you watch all of the ESPN channels streamed live, for free. All you need is ESPN on TimeWarner or Verizon TV.

My place in SD did not allow either service, so I had to deal with not having it. At Thanksgiving, however, I discovered that my parents have the VerizonTV and they don't watch ESPN.



This is gonna make my live grind so much nicer I told them that even though this didn't cost them any money they can consider it one of my christmas presents. It's that glorious.

There are TVs at the local cardclub that have ESPN, but they have no volume. This will let me watch ESPN under the poker table with volume in my headphones. Also this beats watching Starcraft games under the table on my iPad, because it means less people will bother me and say "HEY WHAT ARE U WATCHING HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT WHAT THIS GUY IS WATCHING ON HIS IPAD LOLOL"
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Nov
18
2011
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I busted from the 550 sixmax at commerce in pretty undramatic fashion, and decided to head back to San Diego for a few days. The 2k main event is today, but there's two day 1s so I'm registering day 1b. Seems smarter to make the commute on Saturday if I bust day 1. Not sure how that decision could affect my ROI in this tournament... guess we'll find out!

In the meantime I built my home gym in my former bedroom. Joe (RetiredAt30) helped me put on the finishing touches, so I bought him Five Guys Burgers. Definitely a fair trade.





Pretty self explanatory. Got a power rack and some weight sets, and an exercise bike. Will probably put in a TV on the other side of the room so I can get my ESPN grind on while I lift.

The plan is to do Starting Strength for 2012. Gonna study that book intensely, make sure my form is perfect via help from friends online and IRL, and then gonna log my results in Excel just like how I log my poker results.

I'll wake up every morning and do the 9am-12noon $40 bonus thingy, then head home and do my workout. After workout, back to poker! Rinse and repeat until I have all the monies and gym powers.
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Nov
16
2011
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I've come to the conclusion that if I had to choose between a desk job or being a commerce grinder, I'd choose the desk job 100%. I can't explain why, but live poker for a living in an environment like Commerce just leaves a constant bad taste in my mouth.

At this present moment, the sentence "I play poker for a living at the Commerce" leaves the same emotional imprint as the sentence "I sell drugs to high schoolers". I could elaborate on this with miles of anecdotal evidence but choose not to, as it's unproductive.

Anyways, the point of the blog is that I don't think LA poker is on the horizon for me any time soon. There are two things that could change my status quo of playing poker in SD: Either I keep playing live poker to fund my college, or Internet poker comes back. Eliminating "LA live pro" completely has brightend my look on life.

Yesterday I played a 1k which had 77 runners and was really soft. Busted around 30th. Today is a 550 six max, and Friday is the 2k main event. In between that I'm grinding some 3/5 NL and 5/10NL. Might get a mix game going.

Can't wait to get back to SD but I really want to win a poker tournament so I'm gonna try that first
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Nov
02
2011
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Today I started making a veggie drink that I saw Joe Rogan talk about on his podcast. Apparently when Kevin James needed to lose weight, his personal trainer had him drink a veggie shake every day and it was beneficial.

Link: http://vimeo.com/29928693 (Fast forward to 11:50)

I have been pretty terrible all my life about eating vegetables, so this concept intrigued me since you get the full benefit of the vegetables, but you dont have to actually chew it and eat it. Veggies have always been disgusting to me (I wish I enjoyed them, I really do) so the concept of shooting a drink made of veggies sounds pretty awesome.

Here is how I made mine:

- Handful of kale
- Two celery sticks
- Half an apple
- Third of a persian cucumber (seedless and a little sweeter)

I throw everything into my vitamix and this comes out:



This nasty son of a bitch took 3 shots to get rid of. I had the hulk glass in one hand and mouthwash in the other. 30 seconds of pain later, it's finished and I don't have to think about veggies for the rest of the day.

I anticipate this will benefit me a lot long term and will help my nutrition as I reshape my diet & build my home gym!
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