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DerrtySlime

Oct
26
2008
yeyeeeeeeee life baby "UNHHHHHH"
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I am privileged to live in THIS, today's ..modern...technological...option-rich...chaotic, world. Truly privileged.

privilege (http://definr.com/privilege)

n 1: a special advantage or immunity or benefit not enjoyed by
all

Privilege radiates throughout my entire body and sends extremely positive and wonderful chemicals to my central nervous system. To all those pussies who read too many books and listen too carefully to professors, and try and find, almost to the point of inventiveness, the hidden meaning of life through these people i give you the cold cheek. If we mutually having a conversation, and you sprout this nonsense i will do one of two things.

1. Tear you to shreds
You may be seeking comfort in me. You may see me as a source to confide in, or a source that will just listen and remain objective. Whatever you see me as, it will be wrong. I will not be a nice person to you. I will rip the **** out of you because in that moment, i truly despise you and i must rid myself of this tension by ANAhliating you with Hulk-level rage. If we are talking in private, i will yell at you. if we are in public, i will still yell at you and may even push you. Ya, i will probably use some sort of force.

or,

2. I will walk away while you are in the middle of talking. Then, i will most likely look back and give you the finger.

Hopefully, this will cause you to change your behavior when you are in my company or you will avoid me altogether. Either of these is fine with me. After all, human beings, even mentally deficient ones, act to receive pleasure and avoid pain. ( interestingly, people will do more to avoid pain than to experience pleasure.)

Action, doing, living...

i'll leave the deliberation to the empty souls and brains who study philosophy.

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