So I'm back to positive! The bit around hand 9k was pretty funny. I'd just got back to even for the month and then my friend John stacked me immediately. I need to get him back sometime soon because he's up on me lifetime at the minute! I also made a terrible river call right after that, which I was pretty pissed off about. No worries though because I took a break, came back, and owned.

I need to apologise to some guy called Hesselgren (I think) as well. I just made a really bad flop 3-bet against him because I thought we were only 100BB deep. I ended up sucking out on the turn and stacking him for 200BB so I got real lucky there. If you're a Leggo member I'm sorry! If you're not I couldn't care less! (joke)

I'll be the first to admit that I haven't been playing as well this month. That's hopefully fixed now and I'm ready to go on my tear.

In other news, I think I was the most drunk I've been for a long, long time the other day. I wasn't planning on going out but my friend was going to some house party and then to the pub so I tagged along. It was his brother's ex-girlfriend's house warming party. She's Polish and there were a bunch of Polish people there. I was immediately forced to start on the Polish vodka (I don't drink spirits much) and it was a bad idea. Long story short, I end up hammered in the pub. Next thing I know, I wake up. Luckily I'm in my bed. My clothes from last night are on the floor so I pick them up and they're wet through. ****! I start to think I pissed myself.

So I'm lying around downstairs trying to convince myself I'm not dying and my mum rings up. Apparently I'd forgot my keys and was locked out when I got home (still not sure how I got home), so I phoned her to bring my spares round (she lives 5 or so minutes away). I have no idea what time this was, but it was definitely the wrong side of midnight (and probably quite a way past). So she gets round to mine and I'm asleep on my bench outside in the pissing rain. I didn't piss myself. Thank the lord. Thank my mum!

I felt like a complete tool though as I'm old enough to know better now. Those damn Poles and their vodka.

P.S. I think I was asked some questions in the comments of my last two blog posts - I'm about to answer them now.