Conversation between myself and NLsoldier, after going on a bit about TJ and his growing legend and just generally being drunk all the time:

NLS: i guess so i dunno we were drunk all day
fees: lol
NLS: i blew a .12 at 1130 am amnd gpt dropped off at the golf course
fees: soooo the cops took u to the golf course or you are such a degenerate, that ur golf card has a blow tube?
NLS: TJ was the only person that could relate to my state of mind
NLS: no no i have a recreational breathalyzer obv