This month poker is meh... I feel like I haven't played my best game in a while, but lately I'm coming back strong... I got to the conclusion that there are a couple of types of bad run: the one everyone is complaining, all-in EV, which is a bullshit, of course I am running below EV for about 300k hands, and it's a little bit bothering but I'm not complaining (after seeing Fees blog), there is the non EV bad run and there is flaviusO bad run... which practicaly sums it all... of course some of my farters fans will come and bullshit my blog with lame comments about this, but everyone who knows me knows I'm right... they just KNOW! Probably I'm gonna register a copyright so that everyone who's running bad could use my label, so when someone will come on 2p2 (I'm not reading that shit forum, I have a life) you all 2p2 grinders could tell him: "wow dude, you're running like flaviusO".. "omg dude, this is so sick, it's almost like a flaviusO run".. "gross, def flaviusO run".. "dude, stop running like flaviusO"... Anyways, I thought I should update my blog, which is usually lame (I'm never talking about smg fun, just poker and sometimes football and UFC, btw Arsenal is gonna face Barcelona and MU is gonna play agains Bayern, sick machups...) so here are some sort of interesting hands I played:

This is how I lose:

Hand #1

SB: $116.10
BB: $116.50
Hero (UTG): $102.40
MP: $154.95
CO: $20.00
BTN: $149.90

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with Q Q
Hero raises to $4, 4 folds, BB raises to $7, Hero raises to $24.50, BB calls $17.50

Flop: ($49.50) 9 7 J (2 players)
BB bets $27.00, Hero raises to $77.90, BB calls $50.90

Turn: ($205.30) K (2 players)

River: ($205.30) K (2 players)

Final Pot: $205.30
BB shows K J
Hero shows Q Q
BB wins $202.30
(Rake: $3.00)

Meh, I'm pretty sure shoving is best, I doubt he's ever folding a draw, TP or even TT...

Hand #2

SB: $102.70
Hero (BB): $100.00
UTG: $122.50
MP: $108.35
CO: $252.90
BTN: $101.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A A
3 folds, BTN raises to $4, SB raises to $13, Hero raises to $25.50, 1 fold, SB calls $12.50

Flop: ($55.00) Q 5 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $15.50, SB calls $15.50

Turn: ($86.00) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $59.00, SB calls $59

River: ($204.00) 9 (2 players)

Final Pot: $204.00
SB shows 7 8
Hero shows A A
SB wins $201.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Yeah, I know I table select well.

Hand #3

UTG: $117.95
MP: $225.85
Hero (CO): $101.50
BTN: $124.50
SB: $144.55
BB: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with A J
1 fold, MP raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 1 fold, SB calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($10.00) 3 J 9 (3 players)
SB bets $4.00, MP folds, Hero raises to $18, SB calls $14

Turn: ($46.00) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $21.00, Hero raises to $80.50, SB calls $59.50

River: ($207.00) 6 (2 players)

Final Pot: $207.00
Hero shows A J
SB shows 8 9
SB wins $204.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Even though it seems on the thin part I don't hate it at all, I doubt a J ever folds, pair+OESD neither, I doubt he's folding A9...

Hand #4

CO: $100.00
BTN: $74.00
SB: $92.80
BB: $100.00
Hero (UTG): $101.00
MP: $91.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises to $4, 3 folds, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($9.00) Q 8 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5.00, SB calls $5

Turn: ($19.00) J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $14.50, SB calls $14.50

River: ($48.00) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $21.50, SB raises to $69.30, Hero calls $47.80

Final Pot: $186.60
SB shows 9 T
Hero shows J J
SB wins $183.60
(Rake: $3.00)

I can't see this like a bet/fold, neither checking back... He was a maniac, so I can see him playing like this A Actually I am surprised that he jammed the straight in this spot...

Hand #5

BB: $72.35
Hero (UTG): $126.10
CO: $27.55
BTN: $155.60
SB: $20.00

CO posts a big blind ($1.50)

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with Q A
Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, BTN calls $5, 2 folds

Flop: ($13.00) 4 A 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $9.50, BTN calls $9.50

Turn: ($32.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $23.50, BTN calls $23.50

River: ($79.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $48.50, BTN raises to $97, Hero folds

Final Pot: $176.00
BTN shows A 8
BTN wins $174.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Even if it was tought I bet/folded the river... Of course he showed he improved on the river...

Hand #6

SB: $113.20
Hero (BB): $210.50
UTG: $49.40
MP: $25.20
CO: $102.10
BTN: $20.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with K A
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, CO raises to $4, 2 folds, Hero calls $3, UTG raises to $49.40, CO calls $45.40, Hero raises to $210.50, CO calls $52.70 all in

Flop: ($254.10) J 4 2 (3 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($254.10) 6 (3 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($254.10) 6 (3 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $254.10
Hero shows K A
UTG shows 8 8
CO shows A 8
CO wins $145.70
(Rake: $3.00)

UTG was kinda tilted so I knew he is limp/jamming.. my plan worked perfectly, unfortunately CO ate some crap before playing and got there...

Hand #7

MP: $129.85
CO: $94.00
Hero (BTN): $139.55
SB: $435.10
BB: $113.65
UTG: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with A Q
3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($5.50) Q 6 A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB calls $2.50

Turn: ($10.50) 8 (2 players)
BB bets $7.00, Hero raises to $24.50, BB calls $17.50

River: ($59.50) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $110.05, BB calls $84.15 all in

Final Pot: $227.80
Hero shows A Q
BB shows T K
BB wins $224.80
(Rake: $3.00)

I knew he is a spewtard and I was expecting him to spazz on the flop, but he didn't... Seriously I can't see myself beat on the river so I jam, hoping he has AJ/QJ/A8... Once again, the bad reg was rewarded for his stupidity...

Hand #8

CO: $107.40
BTN: $23.60
SB: $99.00
Hero (BB): $133.40
UTG: $70.20
MP: $117.70

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Q A
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, CO calls $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, CO calls $5

Flop: ($13.50) 6 Q 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $9.50, CO calls $9.50

Turn: ($32.50) J (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $15.00, Hero calls $15

River: ($62.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $40.00, Hero calls $40

Final Pot: $142.50
CO shows 5 8
Hero mucks Q A
CO wins $139.50
(Rake: $3.00)

I like this hand a lot... I got the read pf cuz he tanked a lil bit before calling after instalimping =>> he has no pocket pair/QJ.. I can't see that many hands that were helepd by that 4... so I thought is a call... and fish can't value bet thin... I mean, he's checking back 64/74 cuz he's afraid of QJ..

Hand #9

CO: $102.00
Hero (BTN): $100.00
SB: $100.50
BB: $101.40
UTG: $110.50
MP: $195.60

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 3 2
3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB calls $2, 1 fold

Flop: ($6.00) 2 2 J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.50, SB calls $4.50

Turn: ($15.00) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $11.50, SB calls $11.50

River: ($38.00) A (2 players)
SB bets $32.00, Hero raises to $81.50, SB calls $49.50

Final Pot: $201.00
Hero shows 3 2
SB shows 3 4
SB wins $198.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Another retard reg plays poker like shit and gets his reward in stacking me...

Hand #10

SB: $302.20
BB: $100.15
UTG: $100.00
MP: $127.60
CO: $98.50
Hero (BTN): $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with K T
3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($5.50) 2 J Q (2 players)
BB bets $5.00, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($15.50) K (2 players)
BB bets $6.00, Hero raises to $26, BB calls $20

River: ($67.50) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $66.50, BB calls $66.50

Final Pot: $200.50
BB shows 9 7
Hero shows K T
BB wins $197.50
(Rake: $3.00)

I think this might be pretty thin... but I doubt he's ever folding a Q or a worse K...

Hand #11

BB: $100.00
UTG: $143.85
MP: $138.95
Hero (CO): $226.35
BTN: $100.00
SB: $121.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with 8 7
UTG raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero calls $4, 2 folds, BB calls $3

Flop: ($12.50) 6 8 5 (3 players)
BB bets $8.00, UTG folds, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($28.50) K (2 players)
BB bets $21.00, Hero calls $21

River: ($70.50) 8 (2 players)
BB bets $43.00, Hero raises to $193.35, BB calls $24 all in

Final Pot: $204.50
BB shows 5 5
Hero shows 8 7
BB wins $201.50
(Rake: $3.00)

I think this is practically a cooler... It was a reg so I can see him having a lot of Kcxc in his range...

Hand #12

BB: $155.35
UTG: $100.00
MP: $35.10
Hero (CO): $123.85
BTN: $211.00
SB: $122.65

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with Q K
2 folds, Hero raises to $3, BTN calls $3, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.50) K J 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.50, BTN calls $5.50

Turn: ($18.50) A (2 players)
Hero bets $12.50, BTN calls $12.50

River: ($43.50) T (2 players)
Hero bets $29.50, BTN raises to $80, Hero folds

Final Pot: $102.50
BTN shows Q T
(Rake: $3.00)

At least he showed it... you're not making a royal flush every day... of course against me the possibility is higher!

This is how I win:

Hand #1

BB: $119.95
UTG: $27.80
Hero (MP): $121.35
CO: $119.10
BTN: $229.05
SB: $118.15

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with A Q
1 fold, Hero raises to $4, CO calls $4, BTN calls $4, 2 folds

Flop: ($13.50) 6 7 A (3 players)
Hero bets $9.50, CO folds, BTN calls $9.50

Turn: ($32.50) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $15.00, Hero raises to $45.50, BTN calls $30.50

River: ($123.50) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $62.35, BTN calls $62.35

Final Pot: $248.20
Hero shows A Q
BTN shows A 3
Hero wins $245.20
(Rake: $3.00)

I love to fuck up with the fish mind!

Hand #2

CO: $131.95
Hero (BTN): $106.60
SB: $100.00
BB: $110.70
UTG: $100.00
MP: $105.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with A J
1 fold, MP raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero calls $3, SB calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($10.00) A A 9 (3 players)
SB checks, MP bets $5.00, Hero calls $5, SB folds

Turn: ($20.00) 8 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $14.50, MP calls $14.50

River: ($49.00) 6 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $9.50, MP raises to $83, Hero calls $73.50

Final Pot: $215.00
Hero shows A J
MP shows 7 7
Hero wins $212.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Here this reg spew his whole stack to me... I have this charm to make bad regs be even more stupid when playing against me... Usually they just pay my gay bet with 77, he wanted to give me his whole stack...

Hand #3

MP: $108.00
CO: $94.00
Hero (BTN): $106.00
SB: $293.05
BB: $28.00
UTG: $56.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with J K
2 folds, CO raises to $4, Hero calls $4, 2 folds

Flop: ($9.50) 6 K 4 (2 players)
CO bets $8.00, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($25.50) 6 (2 players)
CO bets $18.00, Hero calls $18

River: ($61.50) 4 (2 players)
CO bets $64.00, Hero calls $64

Final Pot: $189.50
CO shows J 9
Hero shows J K
Hero wins $186.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Fish can't value bet!

Hand #4

UTG: $208.30
CO: $207.10
BTN: $97.00
SB: $146.60
Hero (BB): $101.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A K
UTG raises to $3, 3 folds, Hero raises to $11, UTG calls $8

Flop: ($22.50) 3 5 K (2 players)
Hero bets $12.50, UTG raises to $35, Hero calls $22.50

Turn: ($92.50) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $162.30, Hero calls $55.50 all in

River: ($203.50) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $203.50
UTG shows K Q
Hero shows A K
Hero wins $201.50
(Rake: $-104.80)

Stupid regs calling 3bets vs UTG with KQs... and misplaying the hand like retards!

Hand #5

SB: $111.90
BB: $153.00
UTG: $46.00
MP: $96.80
Hero (CO): $101.00
BTN: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with J J
1 fold, MP raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 2 folds, BB calls $2

Flop: ($9.50) 7 A T (3 players)
BB bets $8.00, MP folds, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($25.50) 6 (2 players)
BB bets $20.00, Hero calls $20

River: ($65.50) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $50.00, Hero calls $50

Final Pot: $165.50
BB shows 5 9
Hero shows J J
Hero wins $162.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Fish can't value bet! I got this read that he value bets smaller and bluffs bigger... It worked!

Hand #6

BTN: $95.65
SB: $144.50
Hero (BB): $100.00
UTG: $159.05
MP: $100.00
CO: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Q Q
3 folds, BTN raises to $2, SB calls $1.50, Hero raises to $14, BTN calls $12, 1 fold

Flop: ($30.00) T 7 A (2 players)
Hero bets $12.50, BTN calls $12.50

Turn: ($55.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $5.00, Hero calls $5

River: ($65.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $22.00, Hero calls $22

Final Pot: $109.00
BTN shows 3 3
Hero shows Q Q
Hero wins $106.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Fish can't value bet! They just can't!