Anderson Silva RULLZ!! Forrest you are laaaaaaaame!!

edit: poker related - stupid 200nl monkeys you're everywhere... getting lucky against me, but you all know the story, when I run ok you go busto!! FU monkeys!! FU!! Keep rebuying!!! haha

hand 1: look at this stupid monkey!!

CO: $196.83
BTN: $624.25
SB: $200.00
BB: $100.00
Hero (UTG): $199.00
MP: $206.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with K A
Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, CO raises to $21, 3 folds, Hero raises to $199, CO calls $175.83 all in

Flop: ($396.66) 2 2 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($396.66) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($396.66) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $396.66
CO shows K 8
CO wins $393.66
Hero wins $0.00
(Rake: $3.00)

hand 2: of course he's drawing to his gutshot... fckin lame!!

UTG: $37.00
MP: $98.70
CO: $194.00
Hero (BTN): $332.05
SB: $198.00
BB: $401.53

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with Q A
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, BB calls $4

Flop: ($13.00) Q 3 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $9.00, BB calls $9

Turn: ($31.00) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $25.00, BB raises to $60, Hero calls $35

River: ($151.00) 6 (2 players)
BB bets $58.00, Hero calls $58

Final Pot: $267.00
BB shows J T
BB wins $264.00
(Rake: $3.00)