where did I go?
did i get a girl?
did i rawk hoes?

no where
no
no

whats up party people i havent blogged for a while but i decided now im gonna try again.

anyone know how to embed youtubes into blogs? ive seen it done but for the life of me i cant do it.

this year happend. it was real.

here is december results:


it seems my red line has bottomed out. maybe ill stop bleeding so hard lol.

thats basically all i got for now. expect big things for this blog BIG THINGS JERRY

I went to harrahs sunday night and was up about 250 at 1/2 when i see this waitress come in. she looks like the chick from heroes. I am instantly in awe . everytime she walks into the room i stare like its a solar eclipse.

for reference she looked kinda like this:



obv not as hot cause i woulda just creamed my pants at the table if so.

anyways i am sleep deprived so i get the idea im gonna go talk to her. The dealer has to switch out the cards and says it will be 5 mins till he gets it all done. so sweet im off to the waitress area getting up the nerve to talk to her (super hard for me, I am shy to the point of fear). cause ef it whats the worst that can happen.

what happend in my head was that i went over there we hit it off and so forth.

what actually happend was

I walk up and theres a dbag standing there talking to her already. I turn around as if i forgot something and go back to poker. i was mega dissapoint.

so I have a goal to find my mystery waitress somehow. I tried facebook but people's pictures are too small for me to know if it was her or not

also ended down 51 dollars life sucks

so i just checked my grades for last semester. (lol i was dreading this)

i got a B and 4 D's

so i need to retake 4 classes. This has become a very expensive thing that i just seem to not be able to get into.

I am not gonna work this year i have decided. both my roomates are moving out so i think im gonna move in with my brother his wife and his kid. which is pretty awesome imo. his kid is awesome.

I am going to take my ebay business for realz(gonna buy out my roomate, which is going to basically bust me )

right now im watching oprah. (poker after dark is on after this)

i need help, anyone got suggestions?

This reminds me of the time it was super easy to bonus whore, just open up a neteller acct. and get 8 bonuses in a month.

i was waiting for a stars bonus all month then i finally give up thinking they are just doing weird crap and then they are like lol fooled ya.

so now im gonna be clearing two bonuses soon. fun times

I am 1/4th of the way through 10nl me 8 tabling reallly saves me from my FPS at times.

ive cleared 10 dollars in that bonus. only 590 more to go lol.

i am restarting poker, starting at 10nl

i just deposited my first 600 on full tilt for that bonus.

i will use actual br management instead of my half ass'd version

not moving up till ive won at least 20 10nl bi's which shouldnt take me long imo



not a bad start, i thought people were raising me too much so i played bad at the end of today

Full Tilt Poker, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $11.45
UTG: $4.15
CO: $10.30
BTN: $3.80
SB: $9.45

Pre-Flop: dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG calls $0.10, CO raises to $0.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.40, UTG folds

Flop: ($1.15) (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: ($1.15) (2 Players)
Hero bets $0.80, CO raises to $2, Hero calls $1.20

River: ($5.15) (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO bets $7.80 and is All-In, Hero calls $7.80

Results: $20.75 Pot ($1 Rake)
Hero mucked (two pair, Sevens and Twos) and LOST (-$10.30 NET)
CO showed (a straight, Six high) and WON $19.75 (+$9.45 NET)



i also wrote a auto hotkey script that opens pt and starts auto import then opens pa hud and opens full tilt when i hit the insert key, both my roomates said i was an idiot and asked how hard it is to hit 3 icons. w/e its awesome and im awesome

so i busto'd my accts basically. had 60 dollars on full tilt. and i resorted to donkaments again.

for some reason my mindset is so much better during donkaments.

well thats basically all the new **** in my life

im waiting for the last part of my live poker uniform. i got the watch and the hat. sunglasses in the mail imo.

ill post a pic for all the ladies that are around the internets when i get them.

/end life imo


im at least taking a break

so i got crushed again, this sucks imo

june graf



june results



ef me

--all vs a 21/18 I think,

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $29
BB: $50.75
Hero (UTG): $64.45
CO: $94.95
BTN: $55.90

Pre-Flop: dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $2, CO calls $2, 3 folds

Flop: ($4.75) (2 Players)
Hero bets $4, CO raises to $10, Hero raises to $62.45 and is All-In, CO calls $52.45

Turn: ($129.65) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($129.65) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $129.65 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed (two pair, Eights and Fours) and LOST (-$64.45 NET)
CO showed (two pair, Jacks and Eights) and WON $127.65 (+$63.20 NET)




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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $57.95
MP: $51.30
CO: $27
BTN: $53.55
Hero (SB): $50
BB: $63.50

Pre-Flop: dealt to Hero (SB)
2 folds, CO calls $0.50, BTN folds, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($1.50) (3 Players)
Hero bets $1.50, BB calls $1.50, CO raises to $6, Hero calls $4.50, BB calls $4.50

Turn: ($19.50) (3 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, CO bets $10, Hero calls $10, BB calls $10

River: ($49.50) (3 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, CO bets $10.50 and is All-In, 2 folds

Results: $49.50 Pot ($2.40 Rake)
CO mucked and WON $47.10 (+$30.60 NET)




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HAND #3
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $52.15
BB: $50.75
UTG: $30
MP: $28.50
Hero (CO): $50
BTN: $58.05

UTG posts $0.50
Pre-Flop: dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG checks, MP folds, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN raises to $6.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($14.25) (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $9, Hero calls $9

Turn: ($32.25) (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $17, Hero folds

Results: $32.25 Pot ($1.55 Rake)
BTN mucked and WON $30.70 (+$15.20 NET)

so half way through the month and i stopped running so good I play bad when people play bad and i dont understand what they is doing.

heres my month now O_O



graf



lol at the basically tilt at 5k