During my poker career I have had many extreme ups and downs. My longest period of dominance was between May and August last year where I went up around $600 after rake back playing 10nl on Absolute Poker.

After this I thought I was the main man, Tom fucking Dwan. But I wasn't, thoughts can be cruelly deceptive. A year on, a new Full Tilt account, and 2k of my well earned money gone, I now find myself doing quite well. I have been losing for week, and breaking even etc etc below ev snore snore blah blah blah, we've all heard the sob stories. But things have changed, fuck the poker gods, fuck Howard Lederer, I am the Guv, and I am in the fucking house!!!!

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