I was looking through the NSFW thread and I thought I'd post a funny story that happened about ten years ago

Here's a nice little saying a friend told me a long time ago. "No matter how hot a girl is, some dude somewhere on this planet has gotten tired of her."

He used to date Tiffany Fallon back in 2000 who ended up being the 2005 Playboy Playmate of the year. One time at his apartment we were playing Madden and she wouldn't stop calling him. She had just been dumped by Keith Brooking of the Falcons for the third time and I guess she wanted some more of my buddy. He finally told her to leave him alone or he'd get a restraining order. She's now married to a famous musician and is known throughout the world. Hilarious. Google her. She was smoking hot in person. I dated her roommate for a few months who unfortunately wasn't nearly as hot as Tiffany.

Here's the funny chat

kang413: im not leavin so
kang413: do wat u wnt
hobiejuan1: i want to tickle u
kang413: lmao
hobiejuan1: u said i could do what i want
hobiejuan1: what's your address?
kang413: come on...i dnt hav much left in my account
kang413: lets jus play


I just read this morning that the mayor of Hoboken, NJ has been arrested 3 weeks into his first term for corruption. I guess if you're going to be a scumbag, you might as well do it from the beginning. This is why I hate every single politician I have ever known. Mark, you must be proud