WTF I ran SO shitty today.

I should have never played HU PLO$200 vs Schnibl0r (some euro high stakes LHE player, but SUCKS at fucking PLO). Anyway, we got into a really aggro HU match where he ended up 3betting and 4betting every hand preflop. I ended up flopping an OESD+FD vs his Top pair+gutshot, and he turned his gutshot and bricked river for $900 pot. He also turned a gutshot straight when I flopped bottom set+straight draw for $400. The final hand before I quit was a $1k pot. I opened, he 3bet, I called with 5577 (with spades I think). Flop KJ5, two diamonds. He bets ~pot, and I call. Turn is a 6h, making two hearts now. He checks, I pot, he thinks a bit and c/r pots, I shop, he rolls over KKxx. YAY ME WTF.

My EV graph had me up $500 or so, but instead, I lost $500 today. Awesome.

WTF at this guys call preflop..ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RETARD? He was a moron lag.

*EDIT: VERY TILTED BECAUSE FORGOT TO POST RESULTS

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 480813
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CO: $43.20
Hero (BTN): $222.30
SB: $99.00
BB: $256.20
UTG: $204.20
MP: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 4 A
UTG raises to $4, 1 fold, CO calls $4, Hero raises to $17.50, 2 folds, UTG raises to $49, 1 fold, Hero raises to $222.30 all in, UTG requests TIME, UTG calls $155.20 all in

Flop: ($413.90) 6 2 T

Turn: ($413.90) J

River: ($413.90) 6

*Retard shows AQ

FUCKING SWEET TURNED 1 OUTER YES GOD BLESS AMERICA

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 480815
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BB: $143.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $286.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with Q Q
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $12, Hero raises to $29, BB raises to $143 all in, Hero calls $114

Flop: ($286.00) 9 T 3

Turn: ($286.00) J

River: ($286.00) 2

*Lucksack shows JJ no spade

The guy was on such monkey retard tilt I called preflop, and called the flop (because I'm often good, and he'll just bluff off). Anyway, nice riv.

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 480816
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CO: $165.50
BTN: $120.00
SB: $208.80
BB: $397.90
UTG: $163.60
Hero (MP): $108.10

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with T 7
1 fold, Hero raises to $3.50, CO raises to $12, 3 folds, Hero calls $8.50

Flop: ($25.50) Q 2 T (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $25.50, Hero calls $25.50

Turn: ($76.50) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $76.50, Hero calls $70.60 all in

River: ($217.70) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

*Retard has KQo

Solid call preflop, fish.

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 480818
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MP: $170.50
CO: $121.50
BTN: $107.65
SB: $401.90
BB: $158.60
Hero (UTG): $134.95

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with K J
Hero raises to $3.50, MP calls $3.50, 1 fold, BTN raises to $12, 2 folds, Hero raises to $28, 1 fold, BTN calls $16

Flop: ($61.00) T K 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $79.65 all in, Hero calls $79.65

Turn: ($220.30) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($220.30) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

*Ccksucker has 68ss

Nice river asshole

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 480821
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BB: $106.00
UTG: $108.60
Hero (CO): $193.20
BTN: $103.00
SB: $107.30

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with 7 T
1 fold, Hero raises to $3.50, 1 fold, SB raises to $13, 1 fold, Hero calls $9.50

Flop: ($27.00) T 4 5 (2 players)
SB bets $16, Hero raises to $32, SB raises to $94.30 all in, Hero calls $62.30

Turn: ($215.60) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($215.60) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

*Lagtard shows AQo

CIB vs tilted monkey HU and he gets there (can't blame him how he played his hand, though).

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 480822
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BB: $101.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $329.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with 9 7
Hero raises to $3, BB calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) Q 9 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4, BB raises to $15, Hero raises to $26, BB raises to $98 all in, Hero calls $72

Turn: ($202.00) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($202.00) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $202.00
BB shows 8 6 (a flush, Queen high)
Hero shows 9 7 (three of a kind, Nines)
BB wins $201.50
(Rake: $0.50)


JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS! I shouldn't have played PLO $200 HU vs a fish, especially not fullbuying...UGH. I fucked up there, but ran sooo shitty. I'm going to take a step back and just 4table NL$100 6max or play NL$50 HU for a while to chill out from 12tabling NL$100 6max (kinda burnt out).

At least I'm all moved into my fucking dorm and excited for school to start. May go to the gym so I don't kill small kittens right now lol.