LP,

Brief hiatus after running poorly...I am back now. Ready to DO WORK.

I'm just going to post a few amusing hands from today and last night (when I started back up):

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG: $52.35
MP: $47.90
CO: $80.10
Hero (BTN): $102.15
SB: $50.00
BB: $49.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with Q Q
1 fold, MP raises to $1.50, CO calls $1.50, Hero raises to $7, 1 fold, BB calls $6.50, 1 fold, CO calls $5.50

Flop: ($22.75) 7 9 Q (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $12.50, BB raises to $28, CO raises to $73.10 all in, Hero raises to $95.15 all in, BB calls $14.50 all in

Turn: ($211.45) 5 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($211.45) 3 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $211.45
CO shows J K (a flush, King high)
Hero shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
BB shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
CO wins $61.20
CO wins $147.25
(Rake: $3.00)

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: $97.50
UTG: $162.70
MP: $50.00
Hero (CO): $60.95
BTN: $44.50
SB: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with 4 2
UTG raises to $1.50, MP calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($6.75) 6 3 3 (4 players)
UTG bets $4, MP folds, Hero raises to $12.50, BTN folds, UTG calls $8.50

Turn: ($31.75) 2 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $17.50, UTG calls $17.50

River: ($66.75) 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $29.45 all in, UTG calls $29.45

Final Pot: $125.65
UTG shows A 4 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows 4 2 (a straight, Six high)
UTG wins $122.65
(Rake: $3.00)

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

UTG: $50.75
CO: $161.20
BTN: $50.50
Hero (SB): $50.00
BB: $55.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with Q A
UTG raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.75, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.00) A T Q (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets $3.50, Hero calls $3.50, BB folds

Turn: ($13.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $9.50, UTG calls $9.50

River: ($32.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $35 all in, UTG calls $35

Final Pot: $102.00
UTG shows 2 2 (three of a kind, Twos)
Hero shows Q A (two pair, Aces and Queens)
UTG wins $99.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

SB: $43.50
BB: $37.00
UTG: $106.15
Hero (MP): $83.45
CO: $21.65
BTN: $117.70

CO posts a big blind ($0.50)

Pre Flop: ($1.25) Hero is MP with 9 K
1 fold, Hero raises to $2.25, 1 fold, BTN calls $2.25, 2 folds

Flop: ($5.75) 9 2 K (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN calls $3.50

Turn: ($12.75) T (2 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7

River: ($26.75) 8 (2 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $21, BTN calls $21

Final Pot: $68.75
Hero shows 9 K (two pair, Kings and Nines)
BTN shows 2 2 (three of a kind, Twos)
BTN wins $65.75
(Rake: $3.00)

So I wish some of these nasty coolers/setups...I'd be up more than 1.5 BI in the 1150 hands lol

Hang in there readers for some craziness to come.