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Aug
10
2009
The Adventures of A and K: Roommates
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And now it's time for another scene with our favourite young poker players, A and K.

This week the guys show that being a roommate, ain't always so roomgreat.

[A is talking to the camera]

A: I don’t really like to leave my dates alone with K too long. Not cause he tries to steal them or anything but cause he tries to talk me up heaps to the girl. It can be pretty embarrassing sometimes.

[A walks in on K showing a photo album to a girl]

K: And here’s a cute one of the little guy. . .

[A now has a slightly embarrassed smile]

A: Oh man, see what I mean? Dude, you can’t show baby pictures of me to girls. That’s something a mum would do.

[Turns to the camera, with a jovial tone]

Hope I’m not naked or anything huh!

[A walks over to the photo album which reveals a photograph of A, at age 22, screaming, with one hand trying to cover the camera and the other hand his completely naked self with a box of tissues.]

{Cuts to guys arguing in kitchen}

A: Wtf man!! I thought I burnt that photo!

K: Well, A, you didn’t think that was the only copy did you? And anyway I don’t know what you’re getting all worked up about.

A: Are you insane? That’s the most embarrassing photo in the history of mankind.

K: It’s vulnerable.

A: What!?

K: It’s vulnerable. Chicks dig vulnerability, and I doubt if you could be any more vulnerable.

A: .......Yeah that’s true hey.

K: Yeah it’s true. And it’s also just like when couples send erotic photos to each other, I think she’s really in to you after that.

A: Really?

[Cuts to girl sitting on couch looking super super awkward]

Yeah ok I think you might be right. Thanks man.


K: You’re welcome.

{To be continued}

Till next time.

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08-10-2009
Robin_Ripper is offline Robin_Ripper
how can you let us hanging like that?
08-11-2009
K_Man is offline K_Man
It's all politics. The 'higher ups' didn't think a 125 page script worked as a single blog entry. I tried.
 
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