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Sep
03
2010
Delocated
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I'm going to go ahead and use my super recommendation of 2010 for 'Delocated'.


It is the best new comedy show I have found in a very long time, and if you're the type of person who likes things that are good then you'll love it.

It's creator/star is Jon Glaser (former writer for Late Night with Conan O'Brien and appeared in my favourite 'Human Giant' sketch as the devil), and he plays a man in the witness protection program starring in a reality TV show set in New York City. Due to his need for anonymity he wears a balaclava and has his voiced altered at all times.

Its second season is currently airing 10PM Sundays on Adult Swim, or consult the internet.

In other news the WCOOP kicks off on the 5th September at 13:00 ET, and it looks like I'll be hosting the final table of Event #1.

So if you've always wanted to type something to me (but have always been too nervous to leave a comment here where I could possibly track your username and hunt you down in the quest to give you a lengthy response or maybe just be weirdly friendly to the point where I seem to think that we're friends but the only contact we've ever had was you leaving that one blog comment then me constantly private messaging you with the tone of someone who has known you for years even going to the point of asking you if you want to see a movie later on that day even though we not only live in different cities but different countries but then it turns out that I've actually flown to your city which is somewhere really remote and there's no other reasonable explanation for me being there so you know I'm literally some absurdly insane stalker who could even be dangerous I mean how could you ever really know catching a plane to the other side of the world just to hang out with you after so little genuine interaction is at best the most worrying thing you'll probably ever experience so I'd say you probably want to call the police just to make sure but they probably won't take you seriously given that I won't have actually made any outright threats to you so you'll be on your own unless you hire professional body guards who will no doubt cost a fortune and are you really willing to part with that money cause who knows maybe I really just want to see a movie with you so even though I'm obviously really really weird I could theoretically be completely harmless so it's a real gamble to use any of your hard earned money on protection especially when you've been saving up for that sweet marble chess board you've wanted for ages and now you might not be able to afford it all because you left a comment on my blog boy that would really suck then again I could maybe track you down through your Stars username anyway and if your comment is as witty there as it would have been in my blog comments section then we're looking at the same terrible potential situation so maybe it's not worth the risk after all), then now is your chance!

Actually I think comments are disabled for the rail on final tables, just ignore that last bit.

Till next time.

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09-03-2010
Probability is online now Probability
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you are going to be the guy that makes stars institute a more through background check.
09-03-2010
bigLEOser is offline bigLEOser
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you have too much time on your hands.... i guess i do too since i read it
09-03-2010
clayton is offline clayton
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u should make the caveat that people who enjoy writing long blue paragraphs are probably the kind of people that will enjoy "Delocated"
09-03-2010
jonstermonster is offline jonstermonster
what you wrote in blue was awesome. and im torrenting delocated as we speak (better be GOOD!!!!, jk, but seriously, it better be...)
09-03-2010
K_Man is offline K_Man
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u should make the caveat that people who enjoy writing long blue paragraphs are probably the kind of people that will enjoy "Delocated"
Surely that would have been redundant, I don't think there's a single one of us who doesn't enjoy writing long blue paragraphs.
09-05-2010
stockton is offline stockton
there was a paragraph there? just looks like one long ass blue run on sentence.
09-05-2010
bubsodian is offline bubsodian
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I thought adult swim only had that robot unicorn game on it and that was all. Looked it up seems Aus ppl can't access the vids how are you watching them K_Man?
09-05-2010
jonstermonster is offline jonstermonster
just finished the first season of delocated, because there are only like 7 episodes and each are approx 12 minutes. the show is mediocre at best, and dead f-ing awful at worst.
09-05-2010
K_Man is offline K_Man
Updated 09-06-2010 at 12:02 AM by K_Man
For the 2nd season the eps run for the standard 22 mins and the show has generally taken a different/darker direction (they have been the best eps so far though). But if you hated the first season it's probably unlikely you'll like the 2nd.

For an indication of my comedic tastes (for anyone thinking about giving Delocated a chance) my favourite shows of all time are Arrested Development and Curb your Enthusiasm, but some people think that they are mediocre too. I'm not saying Delocated is in the same league as those two, but it's on the same track stylistically.
09-07-2010
Donkadocus is offline Donkadocus
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Got any recommendations for the type of person who likes things that are quite shit?
09-08-2010
K_Man is offline K_Man
I don't know if you'll be able to find it, but 'Jack's Readies' was pretty bad. It was just an old man reading old newspapers word for word, without any music or anything, for 45 mins per episode. They didn't even filter for the most interesting stories, and a lot of the time Jack was just mumbling inaudibly to himself. I think Fox made six seasons of it.
09-11-2010
Reefypoopoo is offline Reefypoopoo
too bad I don't watch TV.

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