I was in such a good mood til I just deleted this post! ARGHHHH!

Here we go again. Had a pretty good weekend, played over 6K hands of 5NL lost~3BI. That wasnt the good bit. In fact I was pulling my hair out a bit b/c It meant Id grinded about 20K hands for 4BI aka $20. I was schooling this one reg who was just unbelievable, hes the biggest winner on PLH last week maybe month and is just lolbad he got it in in such retarded spots where his equity was repeatidly 2-20% if (sorry when) he picked up a backdoor draw, and other little fish were always on my hook and wriggled off catching kickers on the river a lot. Sorry I had to vent because my head was gonna go if it continued!

Went home for the weekend, met my new (and fifth) neice Imogen for the first time (shes 6 weeks old) another neice whos always been very shy around me b/c im not there often has finally opened up and I met up with a few mates I havent seen for a while, so was all good.

Next wknd I got a wedding and my mate has done me the honour of only inviting us to the booze up after so no ceromony BS for me haha! wknd after its my mates 25th back home and after that its my 25th so gonna be a wild and expensive month. Irish you better get over here for my birthday u little scumbag. Oh watched manu chelsea but the best thing about the charity shield is that the prem starts next weekend. COME ON VILLA. (watch this space for a disappointing season)

I still havent started a job which is both annoying (needing bucks) and pleasing (I dislike working). Had an interview he didnt ring back, My housemate worked there and said it was SO shit so im not too fussed, but I do need bucks immediately. Cant find a smiley for instavommit.

Anyway this morning after waking up I went to tescos and they didnt have any cheese spead so I had to buy this instead:


After purchasing some of that yummy laughing cow goodness I became the laughing cow. I will be laughing all the way to 10NL where no doubt ill get my soul owned by FTP fo rthe fist 20K hands


Thats my first ever 10BI session and its exactly what I needed after the brutalness of last weeks grinding.
Viva la hotrun

I played about 6K hands of NLH on my housemates laptop and want to transfer the data onto my computer. He only has omaha manager so I cant check the hh through his HEM. Have tried copying the FTP HH files and his database folder but they still dont show up in my HEM.
Does anyone know what I can do?
Thanks

This is shaping up to be my biggest volume month ever. It is on 5NL though ill be shocked if its the most profitable!

Sn on FTP is robocow P5 profile is luckbox101. Looking to sell about 80% of action @1.2 in the following events
#1 216NLH
#2 256PLO/8 KO
#7 216Stud/8
#11 129 NLH KO
#13 322 NLH
#14 216 PLO/8
#16 1060 NLH
#17 216 HA
#18 216 NLH Turbo
#20 216 7game
#23 322 PLO HU
#24 216 NLH cashout
#26 216 NLH 6m
#29 2100 NLH 6m
#32 256 NLH 6m KO
M/E640 NLH

=$6183 *1.2 8175

1% $82
5% $408
10% $817

I will only be playing each event if I can sell 80% so im selling action for any individual events as well as the whole lot.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/79...7/index19.html

Just found this the link to this sure some of you have already read it.

That is all

So for the last few months I have been tredding water, I have been grinding low buyin mtts off a very small roll, and having to cash out each month to pay my bills/mortgage thus effectively getting nowhere.

I havent been on the ball with my tenants, and basically trusted people who I thought were my friends who have really left me in the shit.

I also pretty much had to write off May and part of June because of exams, which isnt easy to do when you've got to make money.

Running particulary bad does make it easier to stop playing however.

I got 3 outed or worse in every comp I played last night, except the last one where I was short and shoved a gutshot from SB. I did however qualify to a E200 ECPT Vienna qualifer off E5 but you cant unreg from qualified comps on Ipoker.

I needed to cash out about £600 yesterday so the money would be in my account in time to pay the direct debits. So I load up my buddies list and theres 3 people I have decent notes on all on the same 200PLO table so I sit with $150. I grind down to $100 over half an hour or so after losing one pot and not finding one decent spot when this hand happens...

SB I actually play live with and is a rock but has started mixing his game up. The BTN limp combined with how tight I have been playing is a complusory raise. Who knows I may even pick up a dream flop with 69% equity...

IPoker, $1/$2 PL Omaha Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $84.02
Hero (BB): $99.63
UTG: $200
CO: $822.77
BTN: $279.98

Pre-Flop: 9 6 8 4 dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, BTN calls $2, SB calls $1, Hero raises to $8, BTN calls $6, SB folds

Flop: ($18) 7 T 5 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $13.50, Hero raises to $38, BTN raises to $99, Hero calls $53.63 and is All-In

Turn: ($201.26) A (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($201.26) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $201.26 Pot
Hero showed 9 6 8 4 and LOST (-$97.63 NET)
BTN showed 8 T 5 2 and WON $205.63 (+$106 NET)

This hand pretty much sums up how I have been running for the last 6months.
I have not played my A game consistently, and I have never cared about having beats, never.
But I keep losing the critical pots (live and online) when im a huge favorite and its really been niggling at me lately and causing me to feel very frustrated because I need the money, which makes me play less optimal poker and its gotten to the point where Im really doubting my abilities to have poker as a viable career.

I have been to the job centre to look for something and looks like im going to have to work in telesales 10-6.30 5 days a week for the next 2 months. At which point I will be sorted as people move into the house in september and I make £500p/m profit and live rent free. Its going to be a huge shock to the system. Right now im almost reliant on two of the most unreliable fucks who owe me money to come through for me and cover whats left of the bills this month.

GL to you all ill be back after a very long 6-8weeks SIGH.

The International Council of Man Laws.

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.

4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.

10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

11: Only in situations of mortal and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 End of story.

26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

27: It is not permissible to make eye contact when watching porn with your mates. Furthermore, this is only one of two circumstances under which it is allowed to have an erection with friends in the room, the other being when you are 'spit roasting' a woman.

28: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
* 'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'
* 'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'

I hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Man Laws

Since my last blog I've had 6 exams, they're going to be close, to close to call. so I fold.
Goodbye Uni x

Nah Iv probably got 2 or 3 resits but then again I mighta miracously binked 40% in all of them!
Immediately after exams I've been partying as per standard, had some wicked nights out. SPR awards ceromony was a good laugh and hopefully I can put in the effoert to carry it on next year, although theres not many of us left and I dont really know the one that are that well.

I havent been playing much poker lately alls iv done is played a few live donkaments trying to get into some suprisingly good value freerolls. I bubbled the FT/1270 on the nightly 70K on stars for $665 which was frustrating as 1st was 12.5K, Iv now busted my rolls online cashing out to pay mortage/bills and I still need one tenant to cover me for July/August! Got about $500 worth of points on ipoker which ill trade in shortly to begin grinding low PLO/8 and a few mtts, although id rather grind PLO/8 on full tilt as I get rakeback quicker which is more beneficial to me. Im semiconfident I put in a decent volume next month and make about 1K in RB grinding 25PLO. (would be nice to win 100BI aswell) we shall see.

One casino has an 8K freeroll for their top 40 players, Iv missed it by 1 point. LOL. its on monday 28th, hopefully theyll let me play when someone doesnt turn up. I didnt even know the league was finished as Iv barely played, alls I had to do was buyin to get 40th place so it'll be pretty annoying if they dont let me play!

The other casino league finishes tonight. top 50 play a freeroll for a $15k m/e package which is pretty sick. Im secure in that even though I didnt play a tournament until mid may (league started in feb) b/c i thouhgt id already be in vegas when the freeroll was on.

Toothache is probably worse than catching aids, I have been to the dentists 5 times in the last 6 days! It still hurts a bit but at least I can sleep now. last week alls I did was sit on the sofa swilling ice water in my mouth (started with milk but 6pints in a night doesnt paint a pretty picture when u gotta sh*t). Thank god weve got sky movies and theyve managed to put a decent 24hr schedule on.

Best film I watched was probably how to lose friends and alienate people w/ Simon Pegg
Frost Nixon was also good as I like modern history.

After days of throbbing pain and no sleep i was so tired that i kept drifting off for 5mins until the ice water in my mouth would dribble down my face and wake me up. only able to sleep when id had anesthetic from the dentist!

My housemate brought this to my attention pretty sure it'll amuse 90% of you:
http://pokertube.com/free-poker-vide...3_1_2&player=1
watch it from about 12mins in...


The would cup has been pretty upsetting for us English fans, however im expecting us to go through tonight provided USA dont score a shedload v Algeria. Im also looking forwards to Brazilv Portugal as both teams are through and playing for top spot in the group and provided spain beat chile then winner of brazil/portugal will probably be playing switzerland instead of the spanish so portugal have nothing to lose and everything to gain, unless they want to play spain in the next round before they fully find their rhythm.

I think realistically im a 3-1 shot to make the final table and then ill need a bit of luck to win the package. Hopefully Ill be chipped and the people on there will do deals that involve me playing the m/e. Im just trying to think out of the 50people who is actaully technically gifted? not even gifted, average, perhaps another 4 people, If i get chipped up im in with a shout. Theres also not going to be antees which isn't very good as it would increase my edge if there were.

I did smash my first exam though so thats good

I dont know if any of you have who arent from the uk have heardof/seen this but its pretty awesome.
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/facejacker/4od
The prequel to this was phonejacker where the same guy would make prank calls from these invented characters, Now he does them IRL ala facejacker
The shows that he goes on are REAL shows in the uk, ie come dine with me where 5 people have a dinner party each and the winner get £1k and the secret millionaire where a millionaire goes to a deprived part of the country undercover to help ppl although im not sure if this one was legit.
As phonejacker he also made it on to live tv and terrosised some presenters live on air.
Ive got 3 exams this week and havent done nearly enough work for them although I am nterested in some of the stuff im learning which is good, but also bad as iv kinda missed out by being so apathetic.

http://www.leggopoker.com/blogs/lost...king-6453.html

Myself and Stu have pulled out

So theres a Twin room for whole of June for $1000 ($500each) you dont have to share obv you can just book it for yourself.

WHAT A BARGAIN!

It will be a mad good time with all the other guys who are in it. (just look at the mexico TR's)

First come first serve, provided Jeff (lost) hasnt found anyone? Ship me the money on stars/tilt ty and have a wicked time!

Firstly I think I have just decided not to go to vegas as originally planned. The main reason for this being my bankroll or lack of.

I need to really buckle down and work to get decent grades in these exams. And if the thought of going to vegas is in the back (forefront) of my mind I will not do any work but continue on the mtt trail.

Sooo I have to speak to Stu this evening when were both awake to see what were going to do about the villa, so as a heads up ill probably link the details to it later tonight as he expressed some concerns about going the other day so if anyone is interested its a great deal.

My last exam is on the 2nd June so ill just go step/mtt mad in june to try and get out there.

Im pretty sure playing live the other night has really tilted me. I sat there and the game has changed. Its full of chinese who have no clue. They call all the way with nothing (which is great for the game) spewing 200BB every hand. Problem was I only hit one fop all night and I couldnt squeez/bluff any pots. Oh the flop I hit 2 pair on someone flopped a set.

The night after I was equally connecting free and the squeezd one pot flopped the world (top and bottom) and one guy shoved with OESD I call and the other guy has flopped top 2 FML.

Tonight I had some massive blow ups online which is a rareity nowadays. Im defo on tilt. I played like a cock and donked some massive stacks deep. (2.5x FT average with 12 left) was one of the worst. And actually bubbling after being 3rd in chips (81paid).

In fairness I did run pretty terribad which didnt help my frame of mind.

I think the only poker related activity.ill do for a while is the irish open TR.

Smashing these exams should definately get me off ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////