It arrived early this afternoon with a guy from the casino walking into my bedroom and waking me up...
Rob you've gotta get up you're in the evening post! You're wanted for SEXUAL ASSAULT!

Im like fuck off what are you here for really?

No seriously on my kids lives pull it up online now!

http://www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/he...ail/story.html

There it is page 5 clear as day!!!!

After seeing this I look at my phone and have 13missed calls from variuos people who've obviously seen it and are trying to warn me before the 5-0 come and kick my door in and arrest me clueless as to what the fuck is gong on.

I rang the number in the article and the conversation went something like this

HI, Im ringing about the article in the paper,
which ones that then?
The sexual asault, theres a photo of me
Oh right whos that in the photo then?
Its me, Ive got nothing to do do with it get it out NOW! someone might beat the shit outa me if they see that!
Then he says hold on ill get my collegue whos investigating...
I hear him say whos incharge of the sexual assult on whatever street,I've got the lad involved on the phone..
WHAT!?! Im not fucking involved!

They rang me back asked me to get my clothes from the night and bring them down the station. I said I have to show someone round my house between 4-7pm. They came and arrested me locked me up for a couple of hours until legal aid arrived... suprised it came tonight tbh. Interviewed me sent my clothes off for dna analysis and Im out on bail unti 1st november. All because I was walking home alone from the casino around the time this girl was attacked (by two men) who were seen on cctv footage that is far less clear one who was wearing a light hoodie and dark jeans.

Was gonna play the wcoop tonight, was actually half way throuhg qualifiers when they came and arrested me, good of them to let me unregister from everythng else. (Yes I am pretty much busto atm but have a tale for another time about how im in these wcoops. Placed 72/7500 in the 6max on sunday for $2.4K and had a wild battle with one guy)