Well what can I say I am a fish. I book a decent session friday night. hands in previous entry. then I go off on one for some reason. Get spew a little and then get slapped by a cold deck then tilt and repeat this cycle into saturday morning.
Geeforce1 run hotter next time please. The depressing thing is that even with his runhot.com i was only down one buyin until I F**ked myself. My inner monologue said. go to bed. ur tired. hes not playing like a complete idiot anymore. In fact as soon as I opened a 4th table with him BOOM. byebye all my hardwork hello supermonkeytilt.
IDK if i should bother posting these as they weve seen them all before. Im definately posting the ones I spew b/c then u can all see what a loser I am and come find me HU.
first couple arent the guy who benefited from me
hand #1
$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
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Stacks:
SB No2Outers ($201.80)
BB Hero ($444.40)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is BB A A
No2Outers raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, No2Outers calls $12

Flop: 6 5 K ($36, 2 players)
Hero bets $36, No2Outers raises to $144, Hero goes all-in $426.40, No2Outers calls $39.80

Turn: J ($646.20, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 2 ($646.20, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $646.20
No2Outers shows
Q K

No2Outers wins $402.60 (net +$200.80)

Hero collects $242.60 (net -$201.80)

hand #2 maybe I should just flat 60 and fold? not too sure about his range on this flop, its so draw heavy. he only flats me pre so definately doesnt have NFD ot TPTK as hed 3bet. Perhaps I shouldnt min raise. I do it alot HU and it work for me. This guy loves the bluff. so his 60 leads to nuts/nothing senario as he would just get TP AI. If he is bluffing and I flat he definately bets turn regardless. I have called him down 3barreling a large %age of the time that he does it. I should go over this when im not so tired.
$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
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2 Players
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Stacks:
SB Hero ($234.70)
BB No2Outers ($386.30)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is SB 10 K
Hero raises to $6, No2Outers calls $4

Flop: 9 10 2 ($12, 2 players)
No2Outers bets $8, Hero raises to $16, No2Outers raises to $60, Hero goes all-in $228.70, No2Outers calls $168.70

Turn: A ($469.40, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: J ($469.40, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $469.40
No2Outers shows
2 2

No2Outers wins $468.40 (net +$233.70)

Hero lost $234.70
he sits out soon after but im still up 150 off him

It begins with a little donking
#1
$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
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2 Players
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Stacks:
SB Hero ($545.20)
BB geeforce1 ($212)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is SB 4 6
Hero raises to $6, geeforce1 raises to $20, Hero calls $14

Flop: 3 6 9 ($40, 2 players)
geeforce1 bets $28, Hero raises to $56, geeforce1 goes all-in $192, Hero calls $136

Turn: 10 ($424, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 5 ($424, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $424
geeforce1 shows
J J

geeforce1 wins $423 (net +$211)

Hero lost $212
at this point im still up on him and im like that was awful i should go to bed. 6 30am, 15 mins later i do this.

#2
$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
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2 Players
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Stacks:
SB geeforce1 ($255.40)
BB Hero ($200)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is BB J 5
geeforce1 raises to $6, Hero calls $4

Flop: 7 A 6 ($12, 2 players)
Hero bets $12, geeforce1 calls $12

Turn: 8 ($36, 2 players)
Hero bets $36, geeforce1 calls $36

River: 7 ($108, 2 players)
Hero bets $108, geeforce1 calls $108

Final Pot: $324
geeforce1 shows
5 10

geeforce1 wins $323 (net +$161)

Hero lost $162
lose a few more medium sized pots jq vs AJ on J high flop AQ vs A9 Qhigh he catch flush 99 on ten high flop i pass but lose 100.

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
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Stacks:
SB Hero ($325.80)
BB geeforce1 ($471.40)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is SB 10 8
Hero calls $1, geeforce1 raises to $8, Hero calls $6

Flop: 3 10 8 ($16, 2 players)
geeforce1 bets $10, Hero raises to $20, geeforce1 raises to $54, Hero calls $34

Turn: Q ($124, 2 players)
geeforce1 bets $80, Hero goes all-in $263.80, geeforce1 calls $183.80

River: 6 ($651.60, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $651.60
geeforce1 shows
8 8

geeforce1 wins $650.60 (net +$324.80)

Hero lost $325.80

NICE next hand. thank fuck i dont have auto reload on. although I wouldnt ship turn if i did

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
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Stacks:
SB Hero ($77.20)
BB geeforce1 ($375)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is SB K J
Hero raises to $6, geeforce1 calls $4

Flop: K 5 9 ($12, 2 players)
geeforce1 checks, Hero bets $12, geeforce1 calls $12

Turn: 4 ($36, 2 players)
geeforce1 checks, Hero bets $59.20, geeforce1 calls $59.20

River: 5 ($154.40, 2 players)

Final Pot: $154.40
geeforce1 shows
K K

geeforce1 wins $153.40 (net +$76.20)

Hero lost $77.20


NOW I SUPER TILT.
$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
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2 Players
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Stacks:
SB geeforce1 ($339)
BB Hero ($268.60)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is BB 5 6
geeforce1 raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, geeforce1 calls $12

Flop: 8 8 K ($36, 2 players)
Hero bets $36, geeforce1 calls $36

Turn: K ($108, 2 players)
Hero checks, geeforce1 checks

River: A ($108, 2 players)
Hero bets $214.60, geeforce1 calls $214.60

Final Pot: $537.20
geeforce1 shows
K J

geeforce1 wins $536.20 (net +$267.60)

Hero lost $268.60

I know im crushed here.
$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
SB Hero ($691.80)
BB geeforce1 ($265)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is SB 9 A
Hero raises to $6, geeforce1 raises to $22, Hero raises to $65, geeforce1 goes all-in $265, Hero calls $200

Flop: 4 2 2 ($530, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 8 ($530, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 5 ($530, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $530
geeforce1 shows
Q A

geeforce1 wins $529 (net +$264)

Hero lost $265

he then cries at me for this.
$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
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Stacks:
SB Hero ($280.10)
BB geeforce1 ($353.90)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is SB Q 9
Hero raises to $6, geeforce1 raises to $22, Hero calls $16

Flop: 7 6 10 ($44, 2 players)
geeforce1 bets $28, Hero calls $28

Turn: 8 ($100, 2 players)
geeforce1 checks, Hero bets $66, geeforce1 goes all-in $303.90, Hero calls $164.10

River: K ($634, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $634
geeforce1 shows
J J

Hero wins $559.20 (net +$279.10)

geeforce1 collects $73.80 (net -$280.10)

before imediately doing these two.

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
SB Hero ($539.80)
BB geeforce1 ($217.60)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is SB 9 10
Hero raises to $6, geeforce1 raises to $22, Hero calls $16

Flop: Q J J ($44, 2 players)
geeforce1 bets $28, Hero calls $28

Turn: K ($100, 2 players)
geeforce1 bets $52, Hero goes all-in $489.80, geeforce1 calls $115.60

River: 2 ($757.40, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $757.40
geeforce1 shows
K K

geeforce1 wins $434.20 (net +$216.60)

Hero collects $322.20 (net -$217.60)


$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
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Stacks:
SB geeforce1 ($922.80)
BB Hero ($186.40)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is BB A Q
geeforce1 raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, geeforce1 calls $12

Flop: 5 7 Q ($36, 2 players)
Hero bets $36, geeforce1 calls $36

Turn: 9 ($108, 2 players)
Hero bets $132.40, geeforce1 calls $132.40

River: 10 ($372.80, 2 players)

Final Pot: $372.80
geeforce1 shows
Q 10

geeforce1 wins $371.80 (net +$185.40)

Hero lost $186.40

then one last super bad donk off
BAM!
$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
SB Hero ($456.40)
BB geeforce1 ($495.40)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is SB 3 6
Hero raises to $8, geeforce1 raises to $26, Hero calls $18

Flop: 3 7 5 ($52, 2 players)
geeforce1 bets $32, Hero calls $32

Turn: 5 ($116, 2 players)
geeforce1 bets $68, Hero calls $68

River: 10 ($252, 2 players)
geeforce1 bets $369.40, Hero calls $330.40

Final Pot: $951.80
geeforce1 shows
10 10

geeforce1 wins $950.80 (net +$455.40)

Hero lost $456.40

And he lol lol lols all the way to the bank whilst I run away like a little girl absolutely furious with myself for not going to bed when i was TIRED. I read on redcashion's blog "As I am with every new form of poker I try, I started out as a maniac and tilted off a few buyins. But I eventually calmed down, and found that I could beat NL200 by playing a controlled game and realizing that most of the money in HU came from:

a) not tilting
b) taking advantage of opponent tilt"

It appears so....
Ill have to do satuday's/sundays action later b/c this is way too long and boring.

But basically atm I can feel when Im playing in the zone I say to myself fold wait be patient get a better spot and i make some sick plays. sick calls. And my hourly rate is immense blah blah blah, but that could be a combo of who im playing and what im hitting ill go through the entire months sessions sometime soon. Probably when I have to get a 4hr train home. Im starting to think fuck volume just play when Im feeling like im in the zone and go have a wank if im not. OR better yet go see vicky, im buying a car soon so I can drive to hers and stop being a mooching scumbag, hopefully over the holidays my stepdad will help me find one as I know sweet F/A about cars.

I have Uni in 5hours fun fun fun...

I feel like Im posting too many hands in blogs..
I can obv never post too many from the wednesday night private table b/c they are funny as. but should I be more selective?