Reefy is a long timer here in Mexico with me. He started a group in Facebook for all the guys staying here so we have a place to communicate between all of us. There was some information he posted in one of the threads that I really needed but could not find. I decided to go back to a time that I knew was before he posted it and read every post from then forward. I realized he posts some pure gold.
ENJOY!
Jungle: Regular club/bar we frequent here in La Paz
Shack: Frequent dining spot
Reefy: Technically, minerals are inorganic, making coal just a rock. Coal is the official state rock of Utah.
Reefy: just got home. getting ready now. Gonna be quick. ETA 8:15 and lol my lip looks so shitty fml
Reefy: doctor said no drinking OR smoking for at least 2 days. Holy. Shit. Ballsack.
Reefy: stoked that Vinny and Karina came out last night with us to Lemon Bar. Place was POPPIN OFF. They had friggen some CUTE girls waiting in line outside for > 10 mins, which is ridiculous. Went pretty good until the standard death by penis.
Reefy: nah fk it, I'll just go without barber and tie shopping for tonight.
Jeff Del Castilho: tie shopping? like a boss imo.
Reefy: kinda regret not tie shopping now as;dfkasjdf;lkasj
Reefy: lesson learned: when you have a girl in your bed that you worked very hard just to get in the front door and she was fighting the whole way and saying she has to get home ... don't leave to go pee until AFTER sexytime. ಠ_ಠ
Reefy: better yet: pee at the bar before you leave if possible
Reefy: I mean, she did give me her full name for fb, her #, and told me where she works / where she'll be tomorrow night... BUT NAHHHH
Reefy: Crispy, I looked it up: one would have to consume 1/3 of their body weight in marijuana in just 15 minutes for the dosage to be lethal.
Reefy: gawd that is both gay and ghetto
Reefy: wow, this skanky bitch partying at my house stole my mota. I called the 2 bitches out on it and finally got my small sack back. When they left it went missing again. They justified stealing because I had left them alone for a little while. other than that had 5 girls over to my place and the night went well.
Reefy: ya I'll call it a wash. It was this fkin skank I made out with 1 random night. Had this 1 other jungle associate passed out on my couch. Good to know which girls are skanks. Skanks be stealin my mota
Reefy: YA ME. Our waitress Moniie told Matt and I that we have a reputation among the jungle staff for being promiscuous. Some saying like "can't stand up (or walk?) from so much pussy" lol. I wish it was like that, but whatevs.
Reefy: I have literally partied hard 9 out of the last 10 nights. Not a brag by any means. My body feels like shit and I get shitty sleep (although mota FTW, seriously) and thank gawd yesterday was the only diarrhea day due to dehydration. Man... how the F do alcoholics do it??
Reefy:: girl from last night to Vinny:
"did you just ask me if I spit? Ya I spit, you must be blind. You're blind"
me: lol, wat?
Reefy: I shit you not... 2 weeks ago I asked the boss what they're doing to improve jungle because it's dying on Thursdays and already dead on Friday. He said give it 2 weeks and big changes will come, just wait.
Fastforward 2 weeks... the game changer at jungle?
a friggen smoke machine
Reefy: Jeff, serious question...
can you work on getting us some legit Pointy Boots please?
Reefy:L here's the story... It's 6am and I'm drunk + lit working out in my house. A late 2.5 hour nap right before gametime prevented me from sleeping. I'm boxing in the narrow lanes of my room and land THE perfect right hook with my full force square onto the 1 inch skinny side of the wooden door. My fingers look like shit and Jeffy takes me to the hospital. He confirms that he would have called him if he were me. The doctor thinks there is 1 break. After the X-Ray I bink and have 0 breaks, 0 fractures. But now I'm working in the field tonight with only 40% right hand capacity :/
Reefy: confirmed stupid move.
I had 2 girls driving me home, 1 on my lap in the passenger seat. I was feeling up her titty and nipples. Earlier I was feeling up BOTH their titties/nipples at the same time in jungle VIP (Barbie and Miriam) She's a 6.5, I should have just score boarded it.
Reefy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg&ob=av3e
Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way
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Music video by Backstreet Boys performing I Want It That Way. (C) 1998 Zomba Recording LLC
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Austin Schaff: and Reefy: like this.
Austin Schaff: homo optional?
Reefy: optional and encouraged
Reefy: haha... ok, I felt up even more titties tonight than last week! 2 at the same time and had them rubbing their crotches haha!
Reefy: is there some secret to cuevana? I get to the page with the 3 search columns. I see the list of the shows alphabetically. I scroll down and double click but it only turns the name blue. halp
Vincent Ruijgrok what happens if you do single clicks?
Reefy: you're a genius Vinny. My internet was just so slow that it didn't load in a reasonable time. Or I'm too blazed lol.
Reefy:: sup Boys, got 3 things for you so listen up
1. Matty Bday Party #1 Official 'bc it's poppin off tonight' Saturday night party. Would love to have you guys all out and do the damn thang. I also have an amiga's bday party to go to at Jungle, get there by 11. I think it's gonna go crazy there.
2. I don't usually post brags but I gotta get this one out

.... just broke my red wings cherry for the 1st AND 2nd time -for Mexico- with different girls in the past week lol!
3. man... I don't remember the 3rd thing. lol OH. So my taxi cab reg kid whose reliable, chill, and I trust ... parties with mota, drinks a bunch, and does coke. He's 55. He's married but also has a relatively hot GF whose 41 lol. Shit man, let's party with this kid lol
Circus
We went to a Circus in town featuring "Super Boy"
Line of 50 girls 15 and below...and of course, Reefy.
