Now you wanna run around and talk about guns like I ain't got none; what you think I sold 'em all?
Hit Platinum Star this month, woo. Continue to extract dollars from everyone else. Over 60 worth. Whatever. Let's talk about Vegas!
So I busted my perfect attendance record by taking last Friday off and going out to Vegas. I got in around 1 and was picked up by Craig at the airport. Our house was only like 5 minutes away. Living in the house at the time was Craig, Derek (5/10 10/20 player), Ryan (Fees), and Reid (shootaa). Gordo was there but had gone home because he became incredibly sick.
Also visiting for the weekend was our friend from school, Dana, and two of her friends, Stef and Ani. We had met Ani last year. Anyway, on Friday night the girls bake me a birthday cake, and Derek cooks this ridiculously good dinner. He made Tbones, Halibut, Tuna, and Swordfish, while creating a red pepper sauce made from scratch and cooking up some corn on the cob as well as asparagus. Side note: he asked me like five times if I liked brussel sprouts, and I thought that was a funny enough oddity to mention. <3 Derek!
We also had six bottles of wine which we wound up demolishing. It was funny because all the guys in the house were doing the cooking -- Reid was assisting Derek, I was creating some appetizers, and Craig was running around setting things up like the grill and the table. I joked about it and the girls said they would clean up, which we instantly agreed upon.
Here is a candid camera shot of Craig and myself:
So we ate the dinner and then we had cake:
After dinner we had some drinks and made our way out to Jet at the mirage. Last year we went there, but two of the three rooms were closed. This time, I had reserved a table in the best spot in the club, and all three rooms were going to be open, so the stage was set for a pretty good time.
We needed to take two cab rides over there, and myself, Reid, and Derek were in the second one. Our cab driver was a self proclaimed low stakes live grinder who came over to Las Vegas years ago to be a consultant for MGM and now just drives cabs(?). I actually recorded five minutes of the conversation because it was the funniest thing in the world, and he was egged on when we would erupt in laughter at the ridiculous things he was saying. Let me see if I can get some good quotes:
He says "I can tell a lot about a poker player by the way he plays his middle pocket pairs." Derek asks what he would do "pocket eights under the gun" and the guy replies "in early position I just fold." But, right as he says "fold," Derek goes "shove?" and Reid and I burst out in laughter. Derek then goes on to explain that you would have to fold pocket tens against an EP shove, so shoving eights is good there.
The guy (remember that all of this conversation is unprovoked and we literally did not bring up poker and he hasn't asked us anything about it yet) starts ripping online players (standard) and then asks us if we play at all. We all answer simultaneously -- I say no, Reid says yes, and Derek says a little.
The guy talks about how he stacked someone when he flopped quad sixes and "checked them fuckers all the way." Reid asks, "So the turn was an Ace?" The guy then tells the story again and Reid goes "Yea I guess it balances well for the times you have pocket eights and don't want to bet." The guy pauses for a second, says "What?" and then continues on, ignoring Reid's comment. Eventually, we made it to the club.
We wound up taking a lot of pictures, but this was the only one I could find with the whole group. I made sure the girls didn't mind if I posted it (Ryan didn't come out because he was sick and had woken up at like 8:30 PM):

I don't know if you can tell, but at this point I am being held up by the others in the picture

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I met up with a friend of mine from my freshmen year at Wake as well. She moved to Colorado University after my freshmen year to play soccer, so this was the first time I saw her in like three years.
We were all hanging out at our table, and all the sudden I hear "Greg!" It was Jay! He happened to be at Jet as well with some of his Australian friends (they had a table elsewhere, in the hip hop room, which was actually very cool). After coming up and hanging out for a bit, I went back with Jay to hang around his friends for a little. It was nice to meet them all and they seem like cool guys. Also, one of my friends, Joe, and his girlfriend came out later and chilled.
Coincidentally enough, one of my friends from New Jersey happened to be there also and had a table as well. Small world.
So we get back home and hang out more before going to bed. Ryan had been sick and sleeping in the bed I was going to stay in, so I scored bigtime when I convinced the girls to wash my sheets and they obliged.
The next day, we hang out in the pool, and Derek, Reid, Craig, and I go by this outdoor mall while everyone else recovers/naps. We do some shopping and see "Year One" which was an ok movie. It was what I expected -- humorous at times, but no Hangover.
We picked up our friend Kyle at the airport around nine and then headed over to PF Changs for dinner. It took ridiculously long because we got caught in Saturday night Strip traffic, the service was pathetic, etc. (I lost CCR obv.), and we got back to the house around 11:45. The girls were already ready to go, so I made the game time decision to go to Tabu at the MGM. We wound up going and had a really good time. Incidentally, I got out of hand, but it happens. This is the only picture taken of me the second night:
Kyle and I were playing a game where you had to approach a group of girls and open with one of two lines: Are you wearing spacepants because your ass is out of this world; or, Is your dad a butcher because I love your rack. Incidentally, most of the girls liked the second one better (I thought the first one is miles better but w/e). It's actually not that bad if you make it obvious the line isn't serious.
I am under the impression that this only happened a few times at the beginning of the night, but honestly I can't really provide a TR for the rest of the night

. I remember vomiting at a light out the open door of our cab. I feel like it wasn't as epic as a cab ride we had last year (I'm not doing to post it now but I might have written about it in the past).
Then I went home. I'm going back July 2nd, after finals are done, and I plan on partying it up at the...