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Nov
13
2008
lol jjprodigy-aments
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This is a hilarious lesson in "always watch what you say because you never know who is listening."

I am currently watching a bootleg of the Jets Patriots game on the NFL Network on some broadcast my friend told me about. There is an accompanying chat box which I didn't see because I originally had the picture maximized.

When it kept freezing, I had to switch to the smaller version with the chat box. There are about 700 people watching this "channel" and all of the sudden I see a user 'jjprodigy' chatting. I figured it was him but read over some of the things he said to confirm it was. It obvious it's him due to his "poker lingo."

For those that do not know, jjprodigy was one of the original MTT multi-accounters who were caught and banned. He had been playing online since 14, and at some point there were some "strange" pictures released of him and friends that made it seem like he was homophobic. FWIW, I have nothing against homosexuals and have some friends that are openly gay.

I have pasted some of the his chat and the true ownage that followed:

jjprodigy:Holding FTW
jjprodigy:I've got a 10 inch cock and you don't see me bragging about it so STFU
jjprodigy:I've seen Mayos peeenus
jjprodigy:It's a joke
jjprodigy:like 6 inch max
jjprodigy:17/M/LA 10 inch peeeenus
jjprodigy:Srsly, have you guys ever wondered what a cock in your mouth would feel like?
jjprodigy:Not being able to touch your penis with your mouth is a hudge beat
jjprodigy:AFAIK Black people can't be ghey

I didn't plan on saying anything, but it was hilarious when he got called out on it by some guy!

scottymofo:jjprodigy is a broke poker cheat
scottymofo:dont listen to him

After this he went silent for a long time, and finally responded in some attempt of wit; then, he stopped talking altogether.

lawl


PS The Jets are playing decently and will solidify the AFC East with a win!

PPS LMAO someone just said "Belecheck yo self before you wreck yo self." Classic!

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11-13-2008
IcarusJam is offline IcarusJam
lol
11-13-2008
DerrtySlime is offline DerrtySlime
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ya of course its really him. def no chance of just some random person who read one of 2 forums and MANY threads that are about poker and just chose his screen name. yep 100% him.
11-13-2008
TimDawg is offline TimDawg
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ahahahaha
11-13-2008
Pudge714 is offline Pudge714
While this is really funny it is clearly a random bbver and not JJ.
11-14-2008
gambler2k4 is offline gambler2k4
Updated 11-14-2008 at 07:47 AM by Probability
i have nothin affiliated with JJ...... but just LOL if u think that's actually him..... he's got much more of a life than to do this. i'm friends with him on facebook and he's got an attractive girlfriend and seems pretty mature in general....
11-14-2008
gambler2k4 is offline gambler2k4
reminds me of the douchebags who use my names on the free forums and pretend to be me.
11-15-2008
chiyochan is offline chiyochan
i think he goes to BU anyway
11-15-2008
Tickner is offline Tickner
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lol wow
 
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