I don't really have anything else to say in this blog post, but as soon as this hand happened I thought about how owned I got and how I should post it:

Full Tilt Poker, $10/$20 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $2,556
MP: $3,768
Hero (CO): $4,461
BTN: $2,112
SB: $2,117
BB: $2,522.50

Pre-Flop: T J dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG folds, MP raises to $70, Hero calls $70, 3 folds

Flop: ($170) 5 J 4 (2 Players)
MP bets $130, Hero calls $130

Turn: ($430) 9 (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $280, MP raises to $920, Hero calls $640

River: ($2,270) 9 (2 Players)
MP bets $2,648 and is All-In, Hero calls $2,648

Results: $7,566 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP showed Q J (two pairs, Jacks and Nines) and WON $7,563 (+$3,795 NET)
Hero showed T J (two pairs, Jacks and Nines) and LOST (-$3,768 NET)

Initiate "owned/pwnt" comments .