Sorry for the lack of updates! I'm currently in my Vegas house. I've been playing some tournaments, playing some cash, and going out. One of our housemates, Danny, currently is in the middle of the most epic text with a girl from last night. He hooked up with her at GhostBar, and tentatively planned to meet up tonight. He almost threw it away with a text this morning, but we countered with a brilliant cover up (which works no matter how she interprets it). Here are the texts and timestamps, enjoy:

Headed from GhostBar to Playboy Club at Palms:

Danny (2:29 AM): I'm headed down soon with some mates after this drink*. x
Danny (2:31 AM): I'm bloody horney.**
Girl (2:31 AM): Haha! Oh yeah?
Danny (2:52 AM): I'm in here, come find me. x
Girl (2:52 AM): Easter egg hunt?
Girl (3:42 AM):Favorite color?
Danny (1:28 PM): Good morning! How you feeling today? Just had a sausage and egg sandwich mmm. What are you and your ladies plans for today and tonight? x
Danny (6:02 PM): Hey, it's Danny from ghost bar last night. Just got my phone back from some creepy guy, and it was covered in egg and sausage grease... You're still in Vegas?***

*Previous sentence constructed by Greg
**Previous sentence constructed by Derek
*** Team effort

We'll see how it plays out!