I haven't touched this thing in awhile, but I'm thinking about starting to blog more often. And, once I think about it enough, I might start to consider it, and once I consider it enough, it just might happen.

I remember watching the first season of yo momma back in college and thinking it blew chunks (my next door neighbor, for those of you who don't know) -- except for this guy "Harp," who was the most hilarious thing to come out of Dorkville since Urkel. I never trust my memories though, because I thought Ace Ventura was the best movie of all time til I saw it a few years ago. Let's just say I don't talk with my ass cheeks anymore.

Anyway, I finally got a hold of season 1 of yo momma, and it turns out Harp is fucking HILARIOUS. I have never laughed so hard in my life. And now that I see the light, I felt strongly that I should find some way to preserve his memory. I considered doing a "Never Forget" campaign, but several failures in this department deterred me:








Of all the pictures, the one most likely to be doctored is, in fact, not. That's right, ese: Lou Diamond Phillips is still alive AND receiving film roles. I mean, I don't love LDP, but he's been in some good things. SO... HEY COLUMBIA, how about the next time paul blart walks into your office, you remember LDP is still making movies? Just think about it, please? Suicide rates will plummet. At least at the zoo they will.

Anyway, I decided to go the more traditional route and upload a compilation to youtube. It's long, but worth it. Enjoy!

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9McfAutaGc
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaMNRft7NQo
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhqT8OEeQYA