I'm down $6.5k in EV for 2009 already, currently having my biggest downswing ever and it kinda hurts bigtime. I bought Aejones Memoires + a $7.5k downswing ... Hopefully I won't have to move down again, that would suck balls.

Here are some beauties:
EDIT: hands from villain didnt show, so I'll type them in

Party Poker, $3/$6 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $619
UTG: $628
BTN: $600
Hero (SB): $645.30

Pre-Flop: Q Q dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG raises to $18, BTN raises to $60, Hero raises to $138, 2 folds, BTN calls $78

Flop: ($300) 5 2 7 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $462 and is All-In, Hero calls $462

Turn: ($1,224) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($1,224) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,224 Pot ($2 Rake)
BTN showed 46o ?!!?!! and WON $1,222 (+$622 NET)
Hero showed Q Q and LOST (-$600 NET)


Party Poker, $3/$6 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 3 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $1,380.65
BB: $1,298.10
Hero (BTN): $1,329

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero raises to $18, SB folds, BB calls $12

Flop: ($39) 8 2 3 (2 Players)
BB bets $30, Hero raises to $60, BB calls $30

Turn: ($159) 4 (2 Players)
BB bets $125, Hero calls $125

River: ($409) 7 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Results: $409 Pot ($1 Rake)
BB showed 99:and WON $408 (+$205 NET)
Hero showed K K and LOST (-$203 NET)



Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $400
MP: $230.05
Hero (CO): $738.10
BTN: $449.20
SB: $350.70
BB: $577.30

Pre-Flop: A J dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, Hero raises to $12, 2 folds, BB raises to $44, Hero calls $32

Flop: ($90) Q 2 K (2 Players)
BB bets $56, Hero raises to $142, BB calls $86

Turn: ($374) T (2 Players)
BB bets $123, Hero raises to $552.10 and is All-In, BB calls $268.30 and is All-In

River: ($1,156.60) K (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,156.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A J and LOST (-$577.30 NET)
BB showed QQ and WON $1,153.60 (+$576.30 NET)



Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $406
UTG: $569.10
CO: $257.80
BTN: $474.45
SB: $472.70

Pre-Flop: K A dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG raises to $16, 3 folds, Hero raises to $52, UTG raises to $132, Hero raises to $402 and is All-In, UTG calls $274

Flop: ($814) 8 6 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($814) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($814) 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $814 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed K A and LOST (-$406 NET)
UTG showed AQand WON $811 (+$405 NET)



Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $402
BB: $400
UTG: $426.50
MP: $458
CO: $860.20
Hero (BTN): $537.85

Pre-Flop: K A dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $44, BB folds, Hero calls $32

Flop: ($92) 9 K 5 (2 Players)
SB bets $45, Hero calls $45

Turn: ($182) 2 (2 Players)
SB bets $111, Hero raises to $448.85 and is All-In, SB calls $202 and is All-In

River: ($808) Q (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $808 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed KQ and WON $805 (+$403 NET)
Hero showed K A and LOST (-$402 NET)



Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $426.60
Hero (UTG): $400
MP: $1,496.90
CO: $421.60
BTN: $406
SB: $585.05

Pre-Flop: 7 7 dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $12, MP folds, CO raises to $40, 3 folds, Hero calls $28

Flop: ($86) T 6 8 (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: ($86) 4 (2 Players)
Hero bets $54, CO raises to $164, Hero raises to $360 and is All-In, CO calls $196

River: ($806) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $806 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 7 7 and LOST (-$400 NET)
CO showed 45 and WON $803 (+$403 NET)



Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $813
BB: $454
UTG: $400
MP: $464
CO: $854.20
Hero (BTN): $400

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, Hero raises to $12, SB folds, BB raises to $45, Hero raises to $102, BB raises to $450 and is All-In, Hero calls $298 and is All-In

Flop: ($802) 2 5 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($802) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($802) 6 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $802 Pot ($57 Rake)
BB showed TT and WON $745 (+$345 NET)
Hero showed K K and LOST (-$400 NET)



ahhh well .. a lot more where I'm a 60pct favorite and lose.
When I have AK and they have a pair, then I miss.
When I have a pair and they have AK, then they hit
If by any chance I do hit an A or K while holding AK then they either have AK themself OR hit a set!
And I'm always hitting the top of their range as well

/whine

Someone kill me now