I got back from Ibiza on Sunday and have been sleeping it off for the last few days, just relaxing and not playing very much (though I did go out Tuesday because that's how I roll). As much as it sucked not getting out to vegas this year and experiencing the series/meeting the leggo crew, Ibiza is unreal out of this world fun and I'm definitely glad I went and DEFINITELY glad I didn't try and squeeze vegas in as I was fucked (for want of a better word) in the few days proceeding my arrival home. Not going to write a trip report since it wouldn't be that interesting (just drank and went out obv) instead i'l pick out a selection of my favourite pics (quality is a bit shit since a lot were taken with teh phone).

Here's the crew, I'm the tool in the blue. From left to right is Ross, Me, Matty, Shaun, Crilly, Whitwell.



Here's me in our favourite watering hole/eatery, Tijuana Tex Mex in San Antonio town. http://www.tijuanatexmex.com/ibiza-restaurant.html



The Kooks played at our hotel on Tuesday night (my 22nd), this is the best pic I could get of our view:



Here is a vid of them playing naive, I was hoping that was us on the balcony behind but I'm pretty sure it's the floor below.

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So yeah it was a pretty sick week. There's another vid that I'm gonna try get off Matty of me and him absolutely hammered on this 150ft bungee catapult. We literally stumbled out of this shot bar after a few Sambucas, looked up at this thing and for some reason thought it would be the best idea ever to go on it. Anyway I was a cats whisker away from launching my guts everywhere, which I would imagine is considerably less fun than being sick in the privacy of my own bathroom at ground level. Fortunately I have perfected a 'dry gip' technique that only fails in the most severe situations and apparently this one didn't qualify so thank god for that.

Another amusing story occurred on the Wednesday (Shauns 21st) and involved Shaun hitting on these girls and suffering a nosebleed mid pickup, Matty swooped in for the kill and it was gg. I won't go in to details, I think just the fact that it happened is funny enough.

Going out on the Tuesday in Doncaster was obviously a big come down from partying all night every night in Ibizas biggest clubs (Privilege was my favourite fwiw) but it's probably for the best since another few weeks of that intesnity would've been very bad for my health. Mainly just been lazing around watching the Ashes the last few days and I don't think I'l be pokering very much at all this month. What is mildly annoying at the moment is that I can't win a dime on pokerstars and I keep getting low and have to move money around which is a pain in the ass. If anyone needs fulltilt/betfair/partypoker monies for stars send me a pm.

Finally during my days of extensive laziness I stumbled upon some funny horoscopes. Here are a few examples I lifted:

Sometimes when you look at a child, the most pleasurable feeling comes over you, and you think of all the pleasurable things you could do with that child…if it were yours. But today you have to remember that the blonde haired child seemingly by himself is not your child, and that as much as you wish, children cannot be loaned.

Sometimes you have to make a choice. Yesterday I had to make several choices, one of them was what to have for supper; white meat or dark meat. Of course I picked Calvin. Remember to make the right choice today.

Sometimes its hard when someone doesn’t understand you. Also, someone is hard sometimes when it doesn’t understand you. You see what I did there? When you mix around words, sometimes the meaning changes. Keep that in mind today.

And a few I thought up while I couldn't sleep last night. I plan on branching out from the hard entendre (haha get it??) but I'm just starting out so cut me some slack:

-There may be hard times ahead of you. Don't let this get you down, going soft from behind is a recipe for disaster.

-Put yourself first today. Be wary of your personal safety and just say yes.

Sunday I was going to play cricket but got the ever so sliiightly better offer of watching Oasis at Wembley since my friend has a spare ticket. Think we're gonna go down early and spend the day in London. Should be fun and much more enjoyable than watching my stumps getting flattened first ball.

That's all I got, don't worry I'm not really a sex offender/racist.

Later,
Rob.