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Apr
17
2009
So I watched Crank: High Voltage today...
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Jesus, now i know why it didn't have any previews - if you ever watched The Grindhouse, then multiply its zombie part by 2348432844.43% and you'll get the level of violence, insanity and mind-blowing content present in Crank 2. Seriously, it's probably the most absurd movie i've seen in years, but at the same time, it's too damn appealing on a number of levels. It doesn't even have a plot - **** that, a movie like this doesn't need to have a plot, it's just non-stop bloody mess with tons of sex\nudity and absolutely hilarious episodes mixed in.

However, it gets out of control more towards the end, but still worth seeing. Make sure you get some MALE friends with you (don't even think about taking your girlfriend to see THIS - i watched it with a good friend of mine, and she really loved the first part, and while she's usually calm and indifferent about many things of this nature, she told me after the movie that it was "****ed up, but she couldn't stop laughing") and make sure you get a couple of beers before and while watching this gem, but expect to see tons of gore, violence, sex scenes, strong language - if you can't take it, then just pass by, otherwise you'll just flee out of the room in like 10 minutes. Also try to shut down your logic/common sense and enjoy. And you better hurry - i have a feeling that Crank 2 will get banned preeeeeeetty soon

Honestly, i can't decide whether i want to rate it 0 or 6 on a 5-star scale. It's just that controversial.

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