Does anyone have ~250$ on paypal right now? pm me if you do, willing to do a quick trade

via La Repubblica: Abramovich lost his 500 thousand $ yacht in Barcelona playing poker. Peanuts, right? Although his girlfriend couldn't take any more of this, so she said "either me or poker". now he plays mainly @ Everest Poker (reportedly, not confirmed), along with another Russian billionaire. Anyone needs to swap $$?

while i've been a bum online for the last couple of months, offline poker is going well. all boring stuff aside (explaining what is "fold equity" to live fish, also i love how most of them misapply this concept, so the games are getting better), i played a 5\10 session today in one of Moscow's casinos on a stake, and that went pretty well. we were shorthanded for the most part, i was finally getting a feel of my A game, ran a couple of weird bluffs that ended up working anyway.

one hand was flat out awesome, though - both me and some mid-30ies guy were like 250bb deep (i moved to a different table since the main game broke), i get 77 in CO 7-handed, i open, he calls in SB, flop comes 7hAsKs, i bet, he raises a ridiculous amount, and starts acting like he's nervous. I mean, my reads on him would take a couple of pages, but long story short, i 3bet him and we get it in because he's a degenerate with too much money on his hands. Obviously he flips up QTss, as expected, sees my hand and says: "i'll give the waitress 100$ if i get a spade turn". Turn is a spade. Okay. Fine, I'm pretty drunk at that point and kind of tired of hopping tables. How about that, i ask the dealer to hold it, ask another waitress to come over and tell her to watch - if i river a full house or better, she gets 200$. River is an A. Shippppppppppp

Always bet on waitresses, i guess..

would love to write more, but too drunk and tired after a night out

Jesus, now i know why it didn't have any previews - if you ever watched The Grindhouse, then multiply its zombie part by 2348432844.43% and you'll get the level of violence, insanity and mind-blowing content present in Crank 2. Seriously, it's probably the most absurd movie i've seen in years, but at the same time, it's too damn appealing on a number of levels. It doesn't even have a plot - **** that, a movie like this doesn't need to have a plot, it's just non-stop bloody mess with tons of sex\nudity and absolutely hilarious episodes mixed in.

However, it gets out of control more towards the end, but still worth seeing. Make sure you get some MALE friends with you (don't even think about taking your girlfriend to see THIS - i watched it with a good friend of mine, and she really loved the first part, and while she's usually calm and indifferent about many things of this nature, she told me after the movie that it was "****ed up, but she couldn't stop laughing") and make sure you get a couple of beers before and while watching this gem, but expect to see tons of gore, violence, sex scenes, strong language - if you can't take it, then just pass by, otherwise you'll just flee out of the room in like 10 minutes. Also try to shut down your logic/common sense and enjoy. And you better hurry - i have a feeling that Crank 2 will get banned preeeeeeetty soon

Honestly, i can't decide whether i want to rate it 0 or 6 on a 5-star scale. It's just that controversial.

http://www.ustream.tv/ashton - going on right now, pretty close!

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P. Daddy just called him haha, live now

Ashton >>> CNN, he'll now ding-dong ditch Ted Turner's house, haha