Failed shot at Rail Heaven, unsurprising. Also been just mercilessly owned by every mega donk ive played lately, mostly the dynamic duo of joker-jsb and aadmad or whatever. they are collectively up maybe 160k in 2500 hands at 50/1. etc. aadmad is my personal favorite cause each time he sucks out on me i get dyslexic and see his name as MAD MAD MAD in flaming red letters across my screen but this has not helped me bust him thusfar. And by suckout I mean I get it in dead vs some absurdly improbable holding and he sits out to "change his baby's diapers" while I steel myself for a glorious comeback which has never come.

Cry for me,


Full Tilt Poker Game #9312788205: Table GusHeaven (6 max) - $500/$1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:25:56 ET - 2008/12/04
Seat 2: Sauce1234 ($74,504)
Seat 3: Gus Hansen ($174,642)
Seat 4: whitelime ($79,186)
Seat 6: durrrr ($218,996)
whitelime posts the small blind of $500
durrrr posts the big blind of $1,000
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Sauce1234 [Kc Kd]
StoicEmperor (Observer): I just came from the corner
Ryds88 (Observer): Anyon
Sauce1234 raises to $2,000
MARIWUAN (Observer): Ryds u know u will be on tomorrow
StoicEmperor (Observer): now what
Gus Hansen raises to $7,500
whitelime folds
Bubble_BoY23 (Observer): whos playing durrr
Ryds88 (Observer): MARIWAUN WHY NOT NOW
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
Ryds88 (Observer): I WILL GIVE RIGHT BACK IF I WIN
HeartLess_Fool (Observer): you probaly got pimp if u r still begging
wildcardhendrex (Observer): lol if
durrrr has requested TIME
HesaJewBob (Observer): punish him sauce
durrrr calls $6,500
wildcardhendrex (Observer): u wont win
wildcardhendrex (Observer): u turd
pokerelliot82 (Observer): gus send me 50
Ryds88 (Observer): U CANT GAURUNTEE A WINE
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
EL COHIBA (Observer): SPREAD THAT SAUCE
StoicEmperor (Observer): SAUCE!!!!
Ryds88 (Observer): ITS POKER
letsplaypokerrr (Observer): hey
StoicEmperor (Observer): GET EM!!!
EL COHIBA (Observer): SHOOT IT
Sauce1234 raises to $74,504, and is all in
Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to act
Gus Hansen folds
durrrr calls $67,004
Sauce1234 shows [Kc Kd]
durrrr shows [Qh Qc]
HeartLess_Fool (Observer): oooooooohhhhhhhhh
StoicEmperor (Observer): YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!
DeezAzzStarr (Observer): HOT SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** FLOP *** [3h Qs Ad]
Ph4se (Observer): gordy
Ryds88 (Observer): MARIIII
*** TURN *** [3h Qs Ad] [7h]
EL COHIBA (Observer): HAHAHAHA
StoicEmperor (Observer): ooooooooh
*** RIVER *** [3h Qs Ad 7h] [6c]
DeezAzzStarr (Observer): oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sauce1234 shows a pair of Kings
dain375 (Observer): lol
sklimov3 (Observer): wow
durrrr shows three of a kind, Queens
poker_dude25 (Observer): OMG
durrrr wins the pot ($157,006) with three of a kind, Queens
StoicEmperor (Observer): no
Ph4se (Observer): bahhhhhhh
DeezAzzStarr (Observer): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAHA
arise chicken (Observer): OOOOOO!!!!
V772 (Observer): QQ ?
poker_dude25 (Observer): wowowow
Sauce1234 is sitting out
EL COHIBA (Observer): LOL
rakanisshu (Observer): great fold by gus
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $157,008 | Rake $2
Board: [3h Qs Ad 7h 6c]
Seat 2: Sauce1234 showed [Kc Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: Gus Hansen (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: whitelime (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: durrrr (big blind) showed [Qh Qc] and won ($157,006) with three of a kind, Queens



Seat 1: Sauce1234 ($12,648.50)
Seat 2: aadamd ($10,588.50)
Sauce1234 posts the small blind of $50
aadamd posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Sauce1234 [8c Jc]
Sauce1234 raises to $300
aadamd raises to $900
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 calls $600
*** FLOP *** [Qh Qc 3c]
aadamd checks
Sauce1234 checks
*** TURN *** [Qh Qc 3c] [7c]
aadamd has 15 seconds left to act
aadamd bets $1,800
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 raises to $6,000
aadamd has 15 seconds left to act
aadamd calls $4,200
*** RIVER *** [Qh Qc 3c 7c] [4c]
aadamd has 15 seconds left to act
aadamd bets $3,688.50, and is all in
Sauce1234 calls $3,688.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aadamd shows [Qd Qs] four of a kind, Queens
Sauce1234 mucks
aadamd wins the pot ($21,176.50) with four of a kind, Queens


Full Tilt Poker Game #9286372432: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:11:55 ET - 2008/12/02
Seat 1: Sauce1234 ($11,548.50)
Seat 2: aadamd ($19,576)
aadamd posts the small blind of $50
Sauce1234 posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Sauce1234 [Ac As]
aadamd raises to $300
Sauce1234 raises to $920
aadamd calls $620
*** FLOP *** [9c Qd 5h]
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 bets $1,420
aadamd has 15 seconds left to act
aadamd raises to $3,000
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
xO_oDoNKeRo_Ox (Observer): wow huuuge pot
Sauce1234 has requested TIME
Sauce1234 raises to $10,628.50, and is all in
aadamd calls $7,628.50
Sauce1234 shows [Ac As]
aadamd shows [Qs 9s]
xO_oDoNKeRo_Ox (Observer): wowwwwwwwwwwwwww
*** TURN *** [9c Qd 5h] [Jh]
xO_oDoNKeRo_Ox (Observer): huge
*** RIVER *** [9c Qd 5h Jh] [Kd]
Sauce1234 shows a pair of Aces
aadamd shows two pair, Queens and Nines
aadamd wins the pot ($23,096.50) with two pair, Queens and Nines
Sauce1234 is sitting out


Full Tilt Poker Game #9281104471: Table Janell (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:45:52 ET - 2008/12/02
Seat 1: ThisComesLast ($16,001)
Seat 2: Sauce1234 ($9,999.50)
Sauce1234 posts the small blind of $50
ThisComesLast posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Sauce1234 [Ad As]
Sauce1234 raises to $200
ThisComesLast raises to $655
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 raises to $1,666
ThisComesLast has 15 seconds left to act
ThisComesLast raises to $3,925
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 raises to $9,999.50, and is all in
ThisComesLast calls $6,074.50
Sauce1234 shows [Ad As]
ThisComesLast shows [Th Td]
*** FLOP *** [6c 2c 7c]
*** TURN *** [6c 2c 7c] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [6c 2c 7c Ts] [Jc]
Sauce1234 shows a pair of Aces
ThisComesLast shows three of a kind, Tens
ThisComesLast wins the pot ($19,998.50) with three of a kind, Tens


Full Tilt Poker Game #9281424150: Table Janell (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:16:32 ET - 2008/12/02
Seat 1: ThisComesLast ($23,479.50)
Seat 2: Sauce1234 ($22,508.50)
Sauce1234 posts the small blind of $50
ThisComesLast posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Sauce1234 [Kd Ac]
Sauce1234: u dont talk i call
Sauce1234 raises to $200
ThisComesLast raises to $655
ThisComesLast: ya prob never has much effect
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 raises to $1,860
ThisComesLast: but then ill blame it on myself if u do the wrong thing
ThisComesLast has 15 seconds left to act
ThisComesLast calls $1,205
*** FLOP *** [5d Qh Ks]
ThisComesLast checks
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 bets $1,940
ThisComesLast has 15 seconds left to act
ThisComesLast calls $1,940
*** TURN *** [5d Qh Ks] [4s]
ThisComesLast checks
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 bets $4,830
ThisComesLast has 15 seconds left to act
ThisComesLast calls $4,830
*** RIVER *** [5d Qh Ks 4s] [Qc]
ThisComesLast checks
tritonboy88 (Observer): game face on
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 bets $13,878.50, and is all in
ThisComesLast calls $13,878.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sauce1234 shows [Kd Ac] two pair, Kings and Queens
ThisComesLast shows [Qs Ah] three of a kind, Queens
ThisComesLast wins the pot ($45,016.50) with three of a kind, Queens
Sauce1234 is sitting out



On the plus side, I took my first successful rail heaven shot tonight, booking an impressive win of 1800 or 1.8bb. This breaks my streak of 10 losses in a row and puts my all time rail heaven losses down to 1.3 million-1800$. This is also equal to how much jman has won thus far tonight, but he may win like every dollar ever made by tomorrow morning it seems likely.

On the non ironic plus side i've been doing well at hu plo lately and have been enjoying it also. Wish I had HHs but i dont. was playing postflopaction 300bb deep where anytime i had anything suited and pretty id just auto 4bet and then degen away. the highlight of my newest plo play was this voodoo ownage of gus hansen, who afterwards went into immediate steaming tilt.


Seat 1: OMGClayAiken ($42,565), is sitting out
Seat 3: Gus Hansen ($98,443.50)
Seat 4: Sauce1234 ($30,560)
Gus Hansen posts the small blind of $200
Sauce1234 posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Sauce1234 [Kh Qs 5d Jh]
world1969 sits down
Gus Hansen raises to $1,200
world1969 adds $20,000
Sauce1234 calls $800
*** FLOP *** [Qc 9d 3s]
Sauce1234 checks
Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to act
Gus Hansen bets $1,600
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 calls $1,600
*** TURN *** [Qc 9d 3s] [4h]
Sauce1234 checks
Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to act
Gus Hansen has requested TIME
Gus Hansen bets $4,400
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 calls $4,400
*** RIVER *** [Qc 9d 3s 4h] [Ad]
Sauce1234 checks
Gus Hansen has 15 seconds left to act
Gus Hansen bets $11,600
Sauce1234 has 15 seconds left to act
Sauce1234 has requested TIME
Sauce1234 calls $11,600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Gus Hansen shows [Tc 6c 3h 8d] a pair of Threes
Sauce1234 shows [Kh Qs 5d Jh] a pair of Queens
Sauce1234 wins the pot ($37,599.50) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $37,600 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc 9d 3s 4h Ad]
Seat 1: OMGClayAiken is sitting out
Seat 3: Gus Hansen (small blind) showed [Tc 6c 3h 8d] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 4: Sauce1234 (big blind) showed [Kh Qs 5d Jh] and won ($37,599.50) with a pair of Queens

for perspective ill run my equity vs a random hand::

oard: Qc9d3s4hAd
Hand Pot equity Wins Ties
**** 55.83% 330,476 8,977
KhQs5dJh 44.17% 260,547 8,977

So getting 2 to 1, its a call!