Well today I got off to a quick good start up like $600 in the first 10 mins of my sesh, and magically I managed to end up stuck 2k. This hand really set me on tilt and I probably should have stopped immediately after this but I'm too stupid to do that:

Full Tilt Poker, $3/$6 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 3 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $754.35
BB: $957.10
Hero (BTN): $770.70

Pre-Flop: 2 2 dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero raises to $21, SB folds, BB calls $15

Flop: ($45) 2 3 T (2 Players)
BB bets $45, Hero raises to $132, BB calls $87

Turn: ($309) A (2 Players)
BB bets $309, Hero raises to $617.70 and is All-In, BB calls $308.70

River: ($1,544.40) 6 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,544.40 Pot ($1 Rake)
BB showed A T (a flush, Ace high) and WON $1,543.40 (+$772.70 NET)
Hero showed 2 2 (three of a kind, Twos) and LOST (-$770.70 NET)

Between that hand and the one I'm about to post I didn't make too many retarded plays (just dropped a couple 25bb stacks while 3 handed to SS's that can magically will top pair every time they call my PFR.... must be using Rob's fingers+chant method), but it ends up not mattering because my table got heads up for one hand that I really just played like a total idiot with a prayer. Please comment on this, call me stupid, an idiot, a chump, etc. because I'm putting this out here as a constant (and physical) reminder to myself that bad play because your pissed to being with will only end up with you wanting to stomp kittens in the end. So without further adieu:

Full Tilt Poker, $3/$6 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $1,455.65
Hero (BB): $969.15

Pre-Flop: 7 A dealt to Hero (BB)
SB raises to $18, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($36) 9 Q T (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets $36, Hero raises to $144, SB calls $108

Turn: ($324) 9 (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets $324, Hero raises to $807.15 and is All-In, SB calls $483.15

River: ($1,938.30) K (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,938.30 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB showed 9 Q (a full house, Nines full of Queens) and WON $1,937.80 (+$968.65 NET)
Hero showed 7 A (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$969.15 NET)

Maaaaaaaaaaaaan I'm a chump....