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Mar
14
2011
As the ground trembles under his mighty steps...
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Hello all,

Some of you may have heard of the manliest beast ever known to men by now. Some of you may even have had the privilege to lay their eyes upon the cataclysmic event that occured on this fateful day. YouTube has made countless efforts to erase it from the history of mankind. We can not let this happen. We must spread the word, the people need to know. Evil can hide no longer, for we have Casey Heynes, warrior of the gods.

Yours truly,

Denny



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Originally Posted by http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Casey

On Monday the 14th of March, a video was uploaded on Facebook by someone claiming to be the Father of one of Casey's friends. The video would later become viral on Jewtube & was subsequently deleted hundreds to thousands of times. He was dubbed the "Zangief Kid" for his likeness to Zangief of the Street Fighter game series.

In the video, a small, ratty child was squaring up to a much larger chubster, while his friends stood to the left with the camera. The ratty child, know as Ritchard, threw a punch, connecting with the chubster, Casey. Casey moved with the punch, but didnt back away or show any sign of pain. This was to be the Rat's first warning, which he failed to heed.

The Rat then began bouncing on his heels, taunting Casey by feigning punches to his stomach. Casey is seen moving his arm at speeds not yet achieved by mortal men. This was to be the Rat's second warning.

And then, following another feigned punch from the Rat, Casey acted. But it is not right to call him Casey any more, because he is much, much more. He is the Beast. Channeling the power of the Immortal Gods, the Beast threw himself at the Rat and subdued him. He then proceeded to hoist the Rat up in to the air, pausing briefly to savour the smell of fear, before slamming the Rat down with enough force to destroy the other half of Japan. Contemplating a kick to the head, the Beast decided against it, knowing the Rat was humiliated and broken. One of the Rat's counterparts came up with the intention of getting revenge, but when the Beast looked him square in the eyes he became paralyzed with fear. The Beast, satisfied with his work, turned and strode off to his lair.

The Beast's current whereabouts are unknown, but it is very likely he slumbers in an underwater cave in the Bermuda Triangle. Because he's the hero St Marys North deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.


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03-14-2011
sh58 is offline sh58
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yeah saw that. epic
03-14-2011
Jackson Kings is offline Jackson Kings
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This is awesome
03-14-2011
dougiedan678 is offline dougiedan678
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my hero
03-14-2011
dougiedan678 is offline dougiedan678
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this dude is such a boss i feel like i need to post again
03-14-2011
yurk23 is offline yurk23
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Don't mess with kids 3x your size
03-14-2011
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i really got a kick out of it too. good shit.
03-14-2011
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lmao casey definitely #winning there. He now has a facebook page called Casey The Punisher.
03-15-2011
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He is a true gentleman, in a street fight you must beat your opponent even if he is down until he doesn't move because he might comeback with a knife(but knifes don't cut through hero) or a gun(bun bullets don't blaze hero) or with somebody bigger than hero( c'mon really?), but no, the gentleman just walked away, nuts !
03-15-2011
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for a guy who apparently learned english from tv shows, your writing is amazing
03-15-2011
BobboFitos is offline BobboFitos
Oh wow. this is awesome.
03-15-2011
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was having a good day, but this just made it
03-15-2011
Isura is offline Isura
was grinning when that little shi t was limping around
03-15-2011
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Love this
03-15-2011
cntgetmedown is offline cntgetmedown
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Respect
03-15-2011
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i like how the fat kids feet don't move an inch while he's getting fucked with
03-15-2011
Drewgle is offline Drewgle
I read about this, and apparently Casey was the one who got suspended. I think that's absolutely ridiculous - a kid is getting bullied, I'm sure he told teachers/administrators about it, yet it probably still continued. Because they couldn't stop it and he took it into his own hands, he gets punished. And it's clear as day that he was only defending himself. If my kids ever get bullied and they do something like this, I will defend them until the day I die. I wish more people had the self confidence to know that they don't have to take this BS from ANYONE, let alone a kid 1/3 their size.

Also, the little guy has a pretty sweet Ali shuffle going there at the end.
03-15-2011
BareBase is offline BareBase
Epic punishment
03-15-2011
jcl87 is offline jcl87
both were suspended
03-15-2011
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That's so fucking epic. Unmitigated genius.
03-15-2011
hobiejuan1 is offline hobiejuan1
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What a fucking powerslam. That was just classic
03-15-2011
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The girl you see in the last frame is kinda hot, any chance she is over 18?
03-15-2011
Imrahil is online now Imrahil
def jailbait jackson
03-15-2011
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The girl you see in the last frame is kinda hot, any chance she is over 18?
My thought process exactly
03-16-2011
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you can watch the better version herer..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDFmk9ZEl_g
03-16-2011
jaykay25 is offline jaykay25
^^ the description said "punkass [individual of homosexual proclivities]" so it got dinged
03-18-2011
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Kid absolutely got what he deserved. Were his legs shattered after that ultimate warrior power slam?
 
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