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triple2 · #1 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009, 01:19 AM

Not sure if this has been done before however i needed a bit of therapy after a session of too many short stackers.

Sung to the tune of "short people" by Randy Newman

Short stackers got no reason
Short stackers got no reason
Short stackers got no reason
To live

They got little stacks and
make little bets
They click around
goin minbet, minbet, minbet
They got little bankrolls
And tiny little raises
They wear dark sunglasses
On their nasty little faces

Well, I don't want no short stackers
Don't want no short stackers
Don't want no short stackers
`Online

Short stackers aren’t the same
As you and I
All short stackers don’t have mothers
and deserve to die

Short stackers got nobody
Short stackers got nobody
Short stackers got nobody
To love

They got little baby stacks
That stand so low
they just stick it in
and either double up or go.
They got little pairs
and go shove, shove, shove
They got little mice
Goin' click,click,click
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short stackers
Don't want no short stackers
Don't want no short stackers
Online

Probability · #2 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009, 01:27 AM

you guys here that ftp is going to do "something" about short stackers?

garbageman18 · #3 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009, 08:15 AM

uh yea i think i may have heard something about this.....

Bang Titties!

garbageman18 · #4 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009, 08:16 AM

also yes this has been done http://www.bingblangblaow.com/ http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...eadsup-491103/

RikaKazak · #5 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009, 06:14 PM

God I hope they just raise the min buy in to 50 bbs

I like how all the ss'ers are whining, saying "but you can't just change the game like that." I remember one night I went to bed playing on party poker (yes back in the day) and the max buy in was 50 bbs....woke up the next morning and the max buy in was 100bbs....the games changed but their traffic didn't.

If tilt did the same, I think they'd get a similar results.

triple2 · #6 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garbageman18

also yes this has been done http://www.bingblangblaow.com/ http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...eadsup-491103/

How is that the same????

cntgetmedown · #7 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009, 07:14 PM

I don't think the system is bad the way it is now. On most sites people have the option to play 40bb min tables. Sure sometimes you still have to play a table with short stacks, because it's juicy, but if people stuck to starting 40bb min tables I think that deals with a lot of the drama. It's def a problem currently on prima at 3/6 and above though. They only have 100bb min tables and it's tough to get fish to start 100bb deep, so people just end up playing 20bb min.

Probability · #8 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cntgetmedown

I don't think the system is bad the way it is now. On most sites people have the option to play 40bb min tables. Sure sometimes you still have to play a table with short stacks, because it's juicy, but if people stuck to starting 40bb min tables I think that deals with a lot of the drama. It's def a problem currently on prima at 3/6 and above though. They only have 100bb min tables and it's tough to get fish to start 100bb deep, so people just end up playing 20bb min.

incorrect sir.