[triple2]

Not sure if this has been done before however i needed a bit of therapy after a session of too many short stackers.

Sung to the tune of "short people" by Randy Newman


Short stackers got no reason
Short stackers got no reason
Short stackers got no reason
To live

They got little stacks and
make little bets
They click around
goin minbet, minbet, minbet
They got little bankrolls
And tiny little raises
They wear dark sunglasses
On their nasty little faces

Well, I don't want no short stackers
Don't want no short stackers
Don't want no short stackers
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Short stackers aren’t the same
As you and I
All short stackers don’t have mothers
and deserve to die

Short stackers got nobody
Short stackers got nobody
Short stackers got nobody
To love

They got little baby stacks
That stand so low
they just stick it in
and either double up or go.
They got little pairs
and go shove, shove, shove
They got little mice
Goin' click,click,click
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short stackers
Don't want no short stackers
Don't want no short stackers
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