F#%$ YOU FULL TILT! (adult themes herein)

[oldschooldonk]

Dear Full Tilt,

Yeah i did it, i admit. I played a little above my bankroll to try to score my bonus, my deadline swiftly approaching. I had 20 minutes...could use that extra ten. That's 5 buy-ins for a high rollin' fella such as myself. Almost to my goal of 50 buy-ins. And then, sweetly, YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS. I mean, my girlfriend did it *once* but that was something she wanted...i never expected it from you. I know i played it bad from the start, but i was just trying to set mine. i thought i was being cute limping UTG, trying to impress you. ill never do that with 88 again, im sorry!

I was always good to you, reloaded when i got broke... kept coming back, despite my skill level. shared dinner with you. spent holidays with you. i wasnt like all your other guys, who turned on howie when he called gobbo a freak and a very weird dude. rooted for phil ivey at the final table. put up with phil gordon's horseshit. i digress...

im going out for a while...but you better have an apology waiting for me when i get back. it hurts me when you behave like this.

love,
osd

Full Tilt, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP1: $5.78
MP2: $30.94
CO: $10.39
BTN: $5
SB: $27.57
BB: $5
Hero (UTG): $9.15
UTG+1: $6

Pre-Flop: 8 8 dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero calls $0.25, UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to $1.25, MP2 folds, CO calls $1.25, 3 folds, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($4.10) 8 8 J (3 Players)
Hero bets $2.20, MP1 calls $2.20, CO raises to $9.14 and is All-In, Hero calls $5.70 and is All-In, MP1 folds

Turn: ($22.10) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($22.10) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $22.10 Pot ($1.10 Rake)
CO showed J J and WON $21 (+$11.85 NET)
Hero showed 8 8 and LOST (-$9.15 NET)

[Probability]

i loled

[Vitas23]

waiting for FTP response. . .

[robbyd86]

wow that's sick

[RikaKazak]

WOW!!!!!!

[scar3face]

Yeah that sucks.

But I bet somewhere out on another forum there is a guy who is posting a similar 'brag' thread about his Quad Jacks over some poor schmucks quad 8's.

It sucks to be on the wrong side of variance.

[the fox is bak jak]

u know that FT uses continuous shuffle don't you?

[Maximus13]

standard

[JohnWM]

every time i end up playing heads up on a 6 max table something like this happens -full tilt can eat a dick...
Full Tilt, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $67.38
Hero (BTN): $34.25

Pre-Flop: A 3 dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero calls $0.15, BB raises to $1.25, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($2.50) 6 2 5 (2 Players)
BB bets $1.75, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($6) 4 (2 Players)
BB bets $4.75, Hero raises to $13.50, BB calls $8.75

River: ($33) J (2 Players)
BB bets $18, Hero calls $17.75 and is All-In

Results: $68.50 Pot ($0.25 Rake)
BB showed 3 A and WON $68.25 (+$34.25 NET)
Hero mucked A 3 and LOST (-$34.15 NET)

[Vitas23]

rigged imo